PPAP

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Me: Mayaaaaaaa!

Maya: Yes?

Me: You have a dareeeee!

Maya: What is it?

Me: You have to do PPAP with actual pens and fruit!

Maya: What's that?

Me, Natalie, Regina and Mackenzie: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PPAP IS???

Maya: No not really.

Rachel: PPAP, also known as Pen Pineapple Apple Pen.

Clara: It's a very... Interesting song, I might say. *sips tea*

Me: I HAVE A PEN!

Regina: I HAVE AN APPLE!

Natalie: APPLE PEN!

Mackenzie: I HAVE A PEN!

Me: I HAVE PINEAPPLE!

Regina: PINEAPPLE PEN!

Me: WAIT! MAYA, DO ME A FAVOUR, GET US TWO PENS, AN APPLE AND A PINEAPPLE.

Maya: Sure thing! *walks off*

Natalie: APPLE PEN...

Mackenzie: PINEAPPLE PEN...

Me, Regina, Natalie and Mackenzie: *push imaginary pens together*

Everyone: PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN! *dances around holding imaginary pen pineapple apple pen*

Clara: *sips tea* Interesting.

Rachel: *sighs* How did I become friends with you all?

Maya: *walks in* I'm back!

Me: Did you get them?

Maya: Yeah!

Me: Yay! Well then, do it!

Maya: But I don't know it?

Me:

Maya: Oh.

Me: Now that you know it, do it!

Maya: Um... I have a pen? I have an apple? Apple pen? *puts apple and pen together*

Me: Meh. More energy Maya!

Maya: I have a pen! I have pineapple! Pineapple pen! *puts pen and pineapple together*

Me: MAYA. PUT YOUR HEART AND SOUL INTO IT!

Maya: APPLE PEN. PINEAPPLE PEN. PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN. *puts apple pen and pineapple pen together*

*and continues*

Everyone: *applauds*

Me: REMEMBER, GIVE US SOME CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY DARES!

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