Ask/Dare The Doki Doki!

<I Don't Even Have A Title For This>

Me: Can't think of an intro so let's have me saying I don't know what to put for the intro instead. I'm smart.

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Maya: What are we doing today?

Me: *reads dares* Stuff.

Rachel: I'm already reluctant to find out.

Me: With good reason. You're the vic- subject of the first dare. As well as everyone else. You have to be locked in a cupboard together for 3 hours.

Mackenzie: And the couples are?

Me: Natalie and cake. Maya and Regina. Rachel and Ira. You and Clara.

Everyone: Natalie and cake????

Audience: What?

Me: There's no ship for her. Her innocence must be preserved. *whispers* Remember... She's 10!

Everyone: Oh...

Me: Off you go!

*with Natalie*

Natalie: *to cake* I don't get why I didn't get a person... I just got you...

Cake:

Natalie: But I'm not complaining or anything.

*Maya and Regina*

Regina: Mayaaaaaaa, how long has it been?

Maya: I don't even know.

Regina: Mayaaaaaaa, will you help me?

Maya: With what?

Regina: I don't know... I just need help.

Maya: Oh.

Regina: Mayaaaaaaa, I need you to help me annoy Ira and Marmo!

Maya: But I don't do annoying.

Regina: But Mayaaaaaaa, you said you'd help me...

Maya: Technically I didn't...

Regina: You will help me though, right, Maya?

Maya: *sighs* Okay then.

Regina: Great! So I have a plan!

*with Rachel and Ira*

Rachel: Only 2 hours, 57 minutes, 25 seconds left to go...

Ira: How... How do you know this?

Rachel: I'm blue. It's what I'm meant to do.

Ira: What?

Rachel: I'm self aware. I know this stuff.

Ira: Oh. That's weird.

Rachel: You don't understand, do you?

Ira: *shakes head*

Rachel: That's cute.

Ira: W-what? *blushes*

Rachel: *blushes* N-nothing...

*with Clara and Mackenzie*

Mackenzie: How much longer do we have left? I have a song to shoot straight after this... *checks watch nervously*

Clara: Calm down Mackenzie... *pulls kettle out of her pocket* Tea?

Mackenzie:... Sure...

Clara: *pours tea*

Mackenzie: So... How did you fit a kettle in your pocket?