I self harm myself because of you (Fairy tail. Already done)

ZEREF!!!!

Hey hey hey and fuck you. Read the picture on top. This chapter is not gonna be so long, because I just got a great idea for the next chapter of Natsu's E.N.D life. I'll try to focus on this story more than others, because I love the cover that I made. Stupid reason I know. ENJOY MI PUTA sorry for calling you guys my bitch
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Natsu's POV:
I stood right in front of the dark ass wizard Zeref "You wanna pice of me" i said tired "your too tired to even fight me" Zeref smirked "so what oldie" I sat down on my knees to rest "HEY be nice to the elders" he grit his teeth angry and sat down in front of me " fine gee. WAIT you can just kill me in this state" I came to realization "yeah I can, but I don't wanna. Your too interesting and to important for me to kill" he came closer and I of course backed up just to be safe "don't you dear come any closer to me old man" his face was full of rage now "DIDN'T I SAY TO BE NICE TO THE ELDERS" he yelled and sat just 20cm away from me and I couldn't get back anymore "stupid wall" I whispered to myself while grunting "so Natsu how's life" he looked at me that the most random  fucking question ever I thought while looked dumbfounded at him "ummm great....I guess.....and what about you" i tried to form a smile "fucking horrible as ever" he replied with glee "that's lovely to hear" my heart was beating why am I having such a normal conversation with this guy I smiled not knowing what to do.

After a while the dark wizard spoke to break the awkwardness "how's life" he asked me again "wow you really are old" I laughed a little "EXCUSE ME WHAT WAS THAT YOU BASTARD" he was mad "WHY ARE YOU YELLING OLD FREAK" I went all up to his face "IM NOT YELLING YOU ARE" we started  to fight with words this reminds me of something, but what "oh yeah Gray" I suddenly said outta nowhere "huh, you mean Fullbuster" he looked at me like before yup no fucking soul in that "you know I do have soul right" I jumped "what how'd you know I was thinking that" I tried to go backwards, but remember damn walls my worst enemy I joked in my head.

An hour later:
Zeref's POV:
Well this fight took a not so harmful turn I thought while looking at pinky in front of me "you have been staring at me for an hour. It's creepy old man" the dragon slayer said this little brat I felt my head turn red of anger "WHAT WAS THAT YOU CHEEKY BRAT" I grabbed him by his hair "ow ow ow. That's my hair" I heard whimpering from him oh thats right his hair is sensitive I took my grip of his hair "sorry" did I just apologize.

Natsu's POV:
Did he just apologize I looked at him surprised "well that was unexpected" I looked another way "yeah that was quite unexpected" aaaaannnddd is awkward again I looked everywhere when i think about Zeref is not that bad I smiled at him and his face just wrote confused "what" was all he could say "just that, you aren't that bad" I didn't stop smiling.

He smiled just seconds after "you know Natsu. You can fight me now" it was quiet "we could've started to fight for 40minuets ago" it was no sounds. Nothing until "ARE YOU KIDDING ME" I jumped up.

After about two minutes we got in fighting position "ready" he asked "READY" we charge at each other.....
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"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS" we both yelled  (me: I know it's super intense) i held out scissors and he had rock "HA I get to start by punching you" Zeref enjoyed the moment "Wait Best of three" we did it again "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS" i got rock and he got paper "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" we do it once more "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS" he got Scissors and I got "FUCK" paper "well let me show you a punch mi good lad" Zeref bowed "what's with the accent" I asked "ughh forget about it" he punched me in the face hard so I was sent flying.

Time skip: cuz I'm lazy and you can't do anything about it

Zeref was down and the other came thy are four hours late. How is that even possible I thought "wow you actually beat him" Gray said shocked "duh. You probably couldn't" I snickered "WHAT WAS THAT FIRE FACE"
"WHAT DID YOH CALL ME ICEBERG" i was so ready to just punch him in the face, but Erza stoped me "so Natsu you gonna finish the job" grumps said "what do ya mean" I looked down at the small man "kill him. I know we in Fairy tail don't kill, but this man deserves it" i wanted to laugh, but his face was so serious "your joking right" I had a worried expression "no I'm dead serious. It might ruin our reputation, but if we don't kill him here and now. He might kill more innocent people" I didn't know what to do "go on you took him down, then it's only fair that you kill him" Erza said with her usual bossy tone "I can't do that" I was trembling just by thinking of it I hate seeing people die, but killing them is worse I looked at my friends and then at Zeref who was just sitting there with injuries "NO I WON'T KILL, EVEN IF HIS BAD" I yelled at them. They were surprised I could see it "thanks" was all I heard from Zeref until he poff gone "what in the hell, a real man would've killed him" Elfmen flexed while saying it "nice job" everyone walked past me, bumped into me and pushed me away "Natsu you are not my idol anymore" Romeo said and took of his scarf.

Well well well. I'm so mean to my bae Natsu. It wasn't that short. I know I can change what I wrote at the top, but it's such a drag.

Well I hope you enjoyed my nice ass people. Wired chapter trust me I know.

We have to have some questions here too

QUESTION:             ARE YOU A GORILLA?

Byeeeee