Weird Things I Write About

Never read smut with people around

^ That's my work up there and I'm proud of it. Oh wait this is a story time. Hold on. *lights a fire in the fire place, sits down in one of those big chairs* there we go. Now here we go.

This happened during summer. I was sitting down and no one was near me. So I took my phone out and started reading hardcore smut. It was the gayest hardcore smut ever. Anyway my dad came and sat down next to me, so I switched to YouTube and he asked "What are you listening to?" I simply replied with "say no to this." As soon as he left I went to the smut. My cousin was looking over my shoulder. I caught him out the corner of my eye so, I switched to amino. He asked me "What was I reading?" I replied with a lie and said "some really sad angst." Then he left. I text my friends Jill about this. She laughed her ass off. I went back to the smut. Things were getting good until my grand-fucking-Ma looked at it and I switched to YouTube and started singing My Shot to show I was listening to it. She backed off. I switch back to the smut. Then babies came around and I switched back to YouTube and sung/ rapped guns and ships, they left so I went back to reading . Then my dad came back and my cousin was trying to look so me being a little ninja I switched to amino and was texting my friend about everything else. We even made a little skits and a gravestone about it. Here:
*Dad and cousin sees the smut*

Dad: just keep walking

Me:shit he saw

Cousin: yea never mind *runs away*

Me^ IM SORRY

R.I.P
                     NICOLES DAD
                 HE SEEN TO MUCH
                  AND HE NEED TO
                RUN NOW IN STEAD
              SITTING NEXT TO YOU

Me: oh heeeeeyyyy dad

Dad: Imma just*gets up* go...

Me: dad this is what happens when you don't let me have friends

Dad:*runs the hell away*

Me: I love you dad

Here are some pics of the conversation from amino.

QoTU: you make that up I'm tired.