"I'm hungry, fat, ugly, rude, angry, stupid, did I mention ugly"
"You little runny goose shit like hoe back the fuck up"
"Bitch back the fuck up food is my man."
"Ya look like a tall noodle."
"No talky talky or you get the ruly ruly."
"You're the outcome of if slender man fucked Winnie the pooh."
"How bad can I be?"
"We KnOw ThE wAe."
"Bitch come at me hoe."
"Spookled."
"2 out of 5 people are ugly as shit, the other 3 are decent."
"Y'all had so much sex you broke his penis."
"I know what it's like to have the squirts. It's gonna come outta ya like the Nile River."
"You big eye Cyclops Medusa assbitch."
"Fool me 1 time shame on you. Fool me 2 times well still and little shame on you but more shame on me. Fool me e times we'll just call it a day, we'll just quite."
"If I fits, I sits."
"oH MR. TICKLES NO!!"
"Keep going he has reachers."
"MR. TICKLES ME NO LIKEY."
"David Dicks, oh I love that name."
"My diet consists of leaves, branches, and like forest."
"You better learn some patients now beatch."
"I thought I told you little shits to stop doing that."
"Rub my belly and bring me food."
"I will now embrace the turtle inside me."
"No no no no no stop don't do that. The memers they can see, they can hear."
"Let's address the big black D in the room.
"Come in my lady door."
"I'm going to enter my female exit."
"And like kicking little baby Jesus, all Hell broke loose."
"Your throat is sore from Satan entering you."
"Move I'm gay."
"Everyone is a little gay everyday."
"He ran into my knife, he ran into my knife 10 times."
"I'm not ugly, I'm unique."
"You are a stick bitch."
"The person you are trying to reach fucking hates you BEEEEEEEEEEP."
"Some days I'm really cute and other days I'm really fucking ugly. Just kidding I'm always really fucking ugly."
I got bored in gym so BAM
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Weird Things I Write About
AcakSo this is a rant and other stuff book. Maybe some art idk. Most likely has gay stuff and cursing. Might hold challenges. Whatever is in this boom is in it.
