Senpai's Little Toy

~FIFTHTEEN~

"For fucking sake Deidara what are you doing in the bathroom?" Said Kisame as he waited outside the bathroom door.

"He's probably touching himself." Said Hidan who was slumped on the couch watching football.

There was a small growl, "I AM NOT!"

"Then what are you doing?" Kisame kicked the door.

"Drawing you a picture with my shit you asshole."

"Egh~" I shook my head in disgust.

We were all hanging out at Hidan's and Kakazu's place. It was the weekend and we had nothing to do with ourselves.

"Ah fuck it, I'm peeing in the backyard." Kisame stormed into the back porch.

"Ay," Kakazu raised his hands watching him leave. "Don't piss on the tomatoes!"

"We have tomatoes out there?" Hidan turned his head to face him.

"Yes."

The doorbell rang and Kakazu looked over at the door, then back at us counting how many of us were here. "That must be Itachi."

"Yeah, I got it." Hidan got up. "I'm coming princess!"

The guys chuckled among themselves watching the shirtless guy walk over to the door.

"Wooo~ Gah damn Tachi, what you do, smoke a whole garden?" Hidan shouted letting Itachi in.

The long hair Uchiha walked in with a blunt in his hand and immediately the room started to smell like weed.

This. fool. was. baked.

He sat down next to me, intoxicating my nose making me cough a little.

"You good bro?" I asked.

He chuckled. "Yeah man I'm good."

Hidan walked in with air freshener that smell like jasmine. "Listen it took me three fucking days to make this house smell pleasant bitches, so finish that shit up no—Actually give me that!"

The gray head snatch the blunt out of Itachi's hand and placed it between his lips. "You had enough."

"Damn, I went out for a second to pee and you guys already smokin'?" Kisame walked back in laying his eyes on Itachi first. "Ooo is that my boy Itachi? Was good man?"

He walked over to dab him up.

"Shit I'm fine man, you know." the Uchiha replied.

Deidara open the door from the bathroom causing Hidan to scrunch his nose.

"Ah hell nah! Get'cho smelly ass back in there, and come back out when that bathroom smells like boobs and flowers!" He sprayed the freshener in his face as he shoved him back in the bathroom.

Carefully I looked over at Itachi and notice that he was very quiet. His eyes were slightly open as he dozed off.

"Want to tell us why you high as shit?" I asked.

"Shit fool, I can't have a good time by myself?" He said looking over at me.

The guys just looked at each other awkwardly.

"Ay yo princess, did ya boyfriend break up with ya o' sumin' ? Not even I would smoke that much by ma'self." Hidan exhaled smoke into the air.

"And why is your hair in a bun?" I asked.

"Cause it got steamy in my car, so I started getting hot." He took off his jacket. "And relax, I was over at Kakashi's place and we smoked a little."