Revenge is a Dish Best Served...at Night?!

Run

A/N- everything will be in Lucy's POV until further notice

It happened so quick that even I couldn't recall what just happened. I opened my eyes slowly to look up at the face of my attacker.

In his eyes were a mixture of regret and accomplishment but, the accomplishment beat out the resentment his eyes once held.

I drew in a breath as I'd did when I first entered the guild this morning , which had seemed like months ago from this moment.

After a few short seconds it all poured out.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

(If you can't picture it think of it as how Miku screamed at the beggining of love and war)

I surveyed the looks on my guild mates. They held a range of confusion, fear , and disgust.

" IVE HAD IT!"

Finally after delivering my ultimatum, I grabbed Happy then bolted.

I ran as fast as I could to my house on Strawberry street, ignoring the fishermen who told me to be careful on the banks of the river that ran through Magnolia.

You must be wondering, why isn't Haply resisting? and why hadn't anyone stood up for me? Both questions will be answered in due time.

After arriving I slammed the door shut and made sure all the locks were in place.

"Happy, you can find yourself some fish in the kitchen then wait in my room okay?"

All I got was a numb nod and a shocked look with sad eyes.

Gathering all my things I headed for my shower.

Alright, time to explain.

My taking Happy didn't affect him as much as it would because he knows of my problems , and judging from my sudden outburst he finally out two and two together and figured out that I was serious. Serious about going through with my plans. His frequent visits grew daily this last week and Pantherlily tried to visit when he could.

I gathered by things together for a quick soak I the tub, which I seriously needed.

Now to explain my friends.

As soon as Lisanna was added in and I was cut out , Erza made a habit of taking up to 3 S-CLASS requests at the same time which occupies her to the point where everyone wonders if she is even alive. Usually gone for weeks on end, she was due back tomorrow from her current job.

Levy and Wendy has similar stories. They both confessed their feelings and got rejected. Although heartbroken Wendy took Charla with her to train more with Grandeeney whilst Levy packed all that she could into a brown sack then headed off to Lamia Scale and Blue Pegasus , Mavis knows why.

Cana is too drunk to notice as usual (today she was passed out and wasn't aware of the things happening around her) and Mira and Juvia are too preoccupied with their love interests.

What do I mean Mira?

Well, since Freid didn't participate in the GMG he and Mira had a little "bonding" time.

To put it in the littlest words possibke, they were literally sucking each others faces off as Mira handed me my drink.Thats pretty self explanatory if you ask me. And Juvia? Well she's just being Juvia keeping up with her autopilot if stalking and obsession.

' That was a great bath'

I commented to no one in particular, knowing that Happy would be too busy with fish to hear. As I was drying myself I started to hum a strangely familiar melody.

'Hm, whatever it's probably just some popular song right now'

As I walked out the still steamy bathroom , I glanced at the wall to see my pink clock which read 10:00.

'Great, I have 10 hours to get ready, not counting the hours I'll need for meals and a short nap'

Conjuring all my pent up feelings and rage I held in from today, I summoned not one, but three celestial spirits.

They were just what I needed.

There before me stood two men in formal attire, both had tinted glasses of different colors but the shorter one had hair that resembles a lion's mane while the older one's hair looked normal except for the two pincers protruding from each side of his head. The third one was a maid with choppy short pink hair adorned with a frilly headband, which was accompanied by a pair of silver shackles and a tray.

Three names.Three spirits.

Leo.

Cancer.

Virgo.

I was greeted with a chorus of "ebi ebi,punishment time princess, and im here pri-"

Loke got cut off because he tripped on one of Virgos chains. At the exact moment, Happy decided to fly in and bumped into Loke who was falling at the moment.

*face palm

"Assaulting and harming another spirit plus cat-like thing,punishment princess?"

*sweat drop "N-no Virgo

"B-but I'm not a "cat like" thing, I AM a cat" Happy exclaimed.

Finally, with all the energy I could muster, I shouted out my orders as loud as I could. I'm not going to tell you what exactly went down because Lole said I looked like Aquarius at the moment. He probably thought I did even more so after three bumps appeared on the crown of his head.

Virgo was out shopping for clothes that better fit my "new tastes" while Loke is contacting some associates about my travel arrangements.

Cancer is currently giving me a new look to go with my new attitude.

I let my hair grow long over the past couple of months but he trimmed it so it would only reach the small of my back.

Then using some magic, he ran his hands over my now short hair and turned it an extremely light platinum blonde. Then he waved his hands over my head and royal blue highlights appeared over my hair.

They appeared in random intervals down my neck and it painted the entire left side of my bangs (which are now partially covering my eye) blue.

"Because of the celestial magic, ebi ebi, your hair will continue growing like that until you want it to stop ebi ebi" explained Cancer.

"Arigato, I love it"

And with a flash of light, he was gone.

It would be five minutes before Virgo got back so I tried a few different styles with my hair.

High pony,side pony,pigtails basically everything until I settled on a side braid with a few strands of hair hanging out. Happy was silent for most of my transformation, save for the occasional 'oohs' and 'ahhs'.

When he finally said "Ne Lucy, you look great!"

"Thanks Happy!" I replied cheekily. He then said

"I'm going to get a fish for when you get a new closet ok?" and left without my answer.

I reached out towards the mirror at my reflection but heard a knock at the door.

Assuming it was Virgo I shouted "Come in!" To Lucy's surprise in walked a woman with hair so red it could've been mistaken as a thousand rubies.

"ERZA?!"

A/N

well that was a long chapter. anyways, sorry for the overuse of commas and my being repetetive.