Wake up. Shower. Get ready. Leave. Get on the train. Take out my headphones and listen to the one playlist I have. Arrive at work. Clean. Make coffee.Leave work. Take the exact route I took to work. Arrive home. Make my dinner, which is always cup ramen. Sit on the sofa and watch TV until I fall asleep. Wake up. And do it all over again.
I don't meet anyone, I don't talk to anyone. Well, apart from my best friend Eunha, who lives right below my apartment. I enjoy stomping around my apartment at 3 o'clock in the morning to piss her off.
And today is going to be exactly the same as yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that.
I'm currently on the train, listening to the same playlist I've listened to for 6 months. My phone buzzed in my pocket, and I fished it out and stared at the notification I had.
eunhoe😤😤: soomi i swear to the holy mother if you stomp around your apartment one more time im gonna swing a chair at your head you rat
soom: you're too short to reach me with a chair you gnome
soom: if you're jealous, soomi
eunhoe😤😤: sooMI I SWEAR IF YOU QUOTE ON MORE MIC DROP LYRIC I WILL BODY SLAM YOU INTO A BIN
soom: you've gotta reach me first soom:
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eunhoe😤😤: at least i dont look like a toe eunhoe😤😤:
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soom: at least my forehead is smaller than my ego soom:
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eunhoe😤😤: you are the reason that i don't stan bts cos you are literal cancer eunhoe😤😤: please delete yourselfasap
soom: that's fucking rude. soom: bye, thanks for nothing.
eunhoe😤😤: okay bye!!
soom updated her status: bye guys.
soom is now offline.
eunhoe😤😤: how's the afterlife delivered ✓ eunhoe😤😤: is satan hot delivered ✓ eunhoe😤😤: ... delivered ✓ eunhoe😤😤: soom? you good fam? delivered ✓ eunhoe😤😤: soomi im sorry delivered ✓ eunhoe😤😤: soomi tell me ur okay please
soom: hAH BITCH YOU THOUGHT I DIED
eunhoe😤😤: MIN SOOMI YOU'RE SO DEAD
I smirked and shoved my phone back in my pocket.
The train arrived at the station and I got off. I scanned my travel card and passed through the station and out onto the main road. I crossed the street and entered the cafe where I worked. I put on my apron and got to work.
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Upon arriving home, my phone buzzed yet again.
eunhoe😤😤: hey you fucking troll check this out eunhoe😤😤: www.googleplaystore.kor/app/mydol/
soom: the fuck is this shit??
eunhoe😤😤: its cool trust me
soom: didn't answer the question you midget
eunhoe😤😤: its a virtual chat and roleplay thing with kpop idols. ive been 'talking' to eunwoo
soom: what koreaboo bullshit is this
eunhoe😤😤: trUST ME IT'S COOL
soom: why do i listen to you.
I installed the app Eunha was raving on about and created an account.
Welcome, Soomi!
Please pick a group.
I scrolled down and picked BTS.
Please pick a member!
I chose not to pick an individual member, but the whole group instead.
Soomi: Hi?
BTS: Hi Jagiya!
Oh, it's that kind of chat.
Soomi: How are you?
This is so wrong.. I'm a 20 year old.. talking to a computer.
BTS: Great, now I'm talking to you. How about you?
Soomi: I'm fine..
BTS: Ok.
How blunt.
Soomi: How's the music coming along?..
BTS: I love you, Soomi <3
I sighed.
Soomi: What am I doing with my life?
BTS: Loving me, maybe?
Soomi: If only you were real..
BTS: I am, what do you mean?
Soomi: You're a computer. I just hope one day I can talk to the real BTS.
BTS: I'm sorry for not being who you hoped for
Soomi: Thanks for giving me that burst of happiness lol
BTS: I think of you everyday <3
Soomi: Please dont. Thaaaats creepy. You got some stalker shit going on man
