mydol | bts

31st march

eunhoe😤😤: what do you think of it?

soom: it's shit, man

eunhoe😤😤: what?!

soom: it doesn't even know basic english. don't waste ur time

eunhoe😤😤: fuck u, hoe

eunhoe😤😤: turn your fucking music down. i can hear not today from my bedroom. with the door shut.

soom: fuck u bitch

eunhoe😤😤: did u just fucking turn it up

soom: no.

eunhoe😤😤: I CAN HEAR U TURNING IT UP STOP IT

soom: i'm not.

eunhoe😤😤: soomi, stop. you're still turning it up. i get it, you like bts

soom: (◡‿◡✿)

eunhoe😤😤: stop with the japanese emoticons you fuckin weeaboo

soom: (╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┳━┳

eunhoe😤😤: soomi

soom: ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

eunhoe😤😤: what the fuck soomi, what is that. delete that right now its creeping the hell out of me

soom: ಠ╭╮ಠ no

eunhoe😤😤: fuck this shit

eunhoe😤😤 has blocked you

mydol
BTS: I miss you, Soomi!

Oh my god, leave me alone.

Soomi: What do you want?

BTS: I love you~

Soomi: How can a computer have the capacity for human emotion?

BTS: I want you by my side, Soomi

Soomi: Wow, you are hella creepy.

BTS: I'm sorry, Jagi.

Soomi: Why can't you be real?

BTS: I don't know, why can't I?

Soomi: Ahshsh I fucking asked you dont turn it against me

BTS: ...

Soomi: God, I could have a better conversation with a brick wall.

I dropped my phone on the sofa next to me and sighed loudly into my hands.

What the hell am I doing?

My phone buzzed.

"BTS Video Call Arrived"

What? They're trying to video call me? You've got to be joking.

I clicked on the notification, my emotions completely mismatched.

A video of Jungkook appeared, as he was eating Ramen. My face was in the corner, but I didn't realise this for a while until I launched my phone onto the sofa and hid my face.

"Oh my god, oh my god, no no no. He can't be real, his poor eyes" I mumbled in a panic.

"Jungkook?" I called out to my phone.

Silence.

Goddamnit, I'm delusional.

"Get a grip, Soomi, it's just an app for obsessive fangirls" I tell myself.

As I pick up my phone again, holding my thumb firmly over my front camera, Jungkook was gone.

You're so gullible. You believed this app would be real.

My own subconscious is laughing at me.

soom: What's with this video call thing? Scared the shit out of me, my dumbass thought it was real

eunhoe😤😤: Lol you idiot of course it's fake

soom: Why did you tell me to download this again?

eunhoe😤😤: Cos it's fun?? Not like you have anything better to do anyways, you lonely old toe

soom: What

eunhoe😤😤: Idk man just go with it

soom: 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

eunhoe😤😤: are you home from work yet?

soom: yh

eunhoe😤😤: come round im talking to myself again out of boredom

soom: sure

soom: and you call me a lonely old toe

After sprinting downstairs and launching myself onto Eunha's sofa approximately 2 milliseconds after she opened the door, I had already stolen her remote control.

"No Soomi please don't put on-"

"Dallyeola, Bangtan!"

"Soomi! You can't just invade my private property and victimise me like this!" She cried, laughing.

I snickered at her reaction.

"Private property? Private property? There is nothing private about this apartment, I spend more time here than in my own house." I chuckled.

My phone buzzed again.

"BTS Video Call Arrived"

"Eunha! Look!! The app is harassing me again!" I whined. "Are you fuc- whoa Yoongi honey you look good today I won't complain anymore" I stated as a black haired Yoongi pops up on the screen, lightheartedly chatting about the Wings album.

"Soomi, you can't complain about the app harassing you when you literally fuel the fire"

"Alright you metaphorical freak"

"It's a figure of speech!"

"No, you're just a nerd"

Eunha just stood there, face as blank as a sheet of A4 paper.

I heard Yoongi mumble a little 'aish' from the video as if he heard what I had said, and it seems like Eunha heard it too.

"See! Even he thinks that was too harsh!"

"Don't be ridiculous! He's just a bunch of pixels!" I returned, half joking, half serious.

Eunha sighed in desperation.

And that's the closest I'll ever get to him.