Man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me,it's about a minute.
Man: God, how much is a million dollars?
God: To me, it's a penny .
Man: God,may I have a penny ?
God: wait a minute.
John's discovery.
Teacher: John, go to the map and show us where North America is.
John:(pointing) it's here.
Teacher: Awesome, now class who discovered North America ?
Class: John.
The fierce dog.
A guy decided to visit his best friend,then he saw a barking dog. This is what ensued between them :
Edward: Don't be afraid of my dog. You know the saying; "A barking dog never bites".
Reginald: You know it, I know it; but does your dog know it too?
The Gospel.
A teacher was busily teaching, whiles three stubborn students were playing. This what ensued between them:
Teacher: Matthew, Mark, Luke and john, repeat after me.
Class: Matthew,Mark, Luke and John.
Teacher: hey, Dan what did just say?
Dan: Metro mass look and jump.
by: Felix Osae,
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