Armin Reacts!

Eremin

Armin walks onto the stage, which is 1 chair that he sits in on the left, tilted slightly to the right, a small coffee table to the right of him, and to the right of that two chairs, both slightly tilted to the left, with a light blue backdrop.
“Hello everyone, I am Armin Arlelt, and welcome to Armin Reacts, a talk show where I react to ships and headcanons from the Shingeki No Kyojin fandom!” Armin sits down in his seat.
“For this, I will be covering one of the most, if not the most popular ships including myself in this fandom, which will be...” an assistant hands him a paper, which says the ship name.
“Eremin; Eren X Armin.” He then composes himself.
“In kind regards, I will say this is definitely not a bad ship. But, really, Eren and I are best friends... I mean, we have been friends since we were very young. He was always there for me, would stand up for me, even when he knew he would loose. I admire him for his determination, and he is just a good friend overall, and I see him as nothing more.” Then, Eren walks in and sits in the chair across from Armin's.
“Wow, you have arrived just in time! Thank you for coming!”
“It is no problem, I mean I would like for this show to go well for you.”
“Well, I had told you that the director had told me to get you for today's show for undisclosed reasons, right?”
“Well, of course. Well, the reason have been disclosed. Today, I am to say my opinion of a ship called EreMin, pairing you and I together. I have already said my opinion, so what do you have to say?” Eren stays silent for a moment and looks to the audience with a rather confused face, and the crowd laughs. Then, he looks at the table separating Armin and him, and finally gathers himself.
“I can not say I would date Armin. No offense, dude, but you are my best friend. I could not date you without feeling at least a little bit weird.”
“That is pretty similar to what I said, so it is okay.”
“At the same time,” Eren puts his hands up,
“do not let me stop you. This is not one of those weird ships, and honestly out of all things, this is the least of my worries. That is just my opinion on it.” Eren then puts his hands down, and sits in a relaxed position.
“Is that all you would like to say about it?”
“Yes.”
“Okay, then I will speak about something I see.” Armin composes himself.
“Well, I knew about EreMin before today, and I have seen art of EreMin.”
“Oh my gosh-” Eren puts his hand over his mouth,
“-you have seen the doujinshini too?” The crowd bursts out, laughing.
“Wait, there is gay porn of us? Wait, I am not even going to ask.” the crowd continues to laugh, and they give them a moment.
“But what I was going to say was how there is so much fanart of us - you know, as kids - in situations that a kid should not be in. Please stop doing that. I realize we have known each other since we have been very young, but kids would not do that.”
“I have seen it too! It is just so... weird.” Armin looks to the crowd and sees a girl standing up, waving her arm.”
“That girl in row 4, what is it you would like to say?”
“What you guys said about the Kid! EreMin drawings… I FULLY AGREE! People need to stop! I got molested as a child and honestly people need to stop that!”
“I agree too!”
“And me!”
“Hold up a second, but is it not just fiction?”
“IT IS STILL SEXUALIZING CHILDREN!”
“Okay guys, please quiet down.” everyone stops shouting.
“Okay, all I will say is that the show is about to end, and I do not really need to say how I feel about it because I already did, but hey, do not draw childporn. You could go to jail. Also it can trigger CSA survivors.”
“It got serious in here real~ quick.”
“No kidding, well we can not fix it now because look at that, our time is up! Thank you for watching Armin Reacts and we hope to see you next week!”