Funny Short Stories

"The Drunk and the priests"

"The Drunk Man and The two priests"

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A drunkard stammers out of a bar and ran into 2 priests. He ran up to them and says, " I'm Jesus Christ!"

The priests reply "No son, you are not."

The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it"

and walk back into the bar with the two priests.

The bartender takes a look at the drunk and exclaimed,

"Jesus Christ!! You are here again drunktard!"

Haha!

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