Funny Short Stories

"Lesson Failed" (PG)

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"Lesson Failed"

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So who's at fault? A mother gave her 13 year old daughter some sex education.

Mother: Princess! If anybody touches your breasts, say "DON'T" and if he touches "this place" too, say "STOP PLEASE!!!"

The girl said yes Mum!! A few months later she got pregnant, and her Mummy got so furious. She asked her daughter how she allowed a man to do this to her after all the sex education...

Mom: "Where did he first touch you?"

Daughter: "Mum he touched my breasts and "this place" at the same time, and...."

Mother: "Uhuh! and what?"

Daughter: "Mum and I said "DON'T STOP PLEASE!"

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