"I didn't understand what he was talking about, and I didn't care."
You sat there, bored out of your mind as Spain was trying to teach you how to speak Spanish....for the fifth time today. You finally just got up and made your way to leave. He grabbed your arm and pulled you onto his lap. He usually did this, so you weren't blushing like a complete fan-girl.
"I need to teach you Spanish," he said, rolling his eyes.
You just groaned at this man's persistence.
"Usted son un completo idiota(1)," you said to him.
"Great jo-HEY!" he yelled; finally those loose gears in his brain were moving.
You laughed at him, slipping off of his lap onto the seat next to him on the couch.
"Do you not like my method of teaching?" he asked.
You nodded your head fast at him. He sighed.
"Let me try something else," he said.
His hand wrapped around yours.
"Estoy sosteniendo su mano(2). What did I just say?" he asked.
"You said 'I am holding your hand'. Spain, this isn't much different from your past teachings," you sighed at him, taking your hand out of his.
You laid back on the couch, letting your head hit the back of the couch, a little harder than you planned. You groaned, holding your head. He just chuckled at you.
"Okay. Tu cabello se ve hermoso(3)" he said.
You knew so much Spanish by now that you didn't even have to use your head to understand that one.
"Not funny, Spain," you said.
"Sus ojos se vean hermosos(4)," he said.
"Seriously, stop it," you sighed.
He snapped his fingers and got up, walking over to the kitchen.
"(Your name), what do I have?" he asked, waving a tomato slice in the air in front of you.
"I-I-It's a-a t-tomate," you said, staring at the tomato.
He smiled at you, then ate the tomato in front of you.
"Come on," you groaned.
He pulled out a green grape and showed you.
"Uva. Spain, stop it! You know I'm hungry," you groaned, rubbing your stomach to emphasize.
He ate the grape. You groaned at him in irritability. He just smiled at you with his wide, goofy grin. Then, he took out a strawberry and showed you.
"Fresa," you answered, and he ate the strawberry.
"Great job," he smiled.
"How was this supposed to help me?" you asked.
"Temptation."
He leaned in next to you, grabbing a piece of your hair. He smelled it long and hard. You looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Quit smelling me, pedophile," you said, smacking his hand away.
"Temptation is a devil to all," he smiled at you, not anymore goofy and hilarious.
"Are you trying to seduce me?" you asked.
"Tal vez," he said, leaning in to rub his cheek against yours.
'Maybe'.... You groaned and pushed him away.
"Back to the Spanish, loco raro(5)," you said.
He smiled and closed his eyes, holding out his hands in surrender.
"Fine, fine. Eres una chica hermosa(6)," he said.
"Shut up, Spain," you groaned.
He leaned in and pecked your cheek.
"Lo que en el mundo está haciendo, usted pederasta locura de una persona?!(7)," you screamed at him.
"Me gustas mucho(8)," he said.
"W-Wait, Gustas? I don't understand that word...." you said, rubbing your temples.
"Te quiero mucho(9)," he said, kissing your lips slowly.
You stayed there in shock for a moment, but once you knew what was happening and that you couldn't stop it, you began to kiss him back. He tasted like tomatoes, grapes, and strawberries. He pulled you onto his lap, and you intertwined your fingers through his hair. His hands that were once locked around your waist were now starting to pull off your shirt. You ended the kiss immediately.
"No lo hagas(10)," you said, pecking his lips again before getting off of his lap.
He pulled out a tomato. Your eyes widened. He placed it in his mouth and looked at you.
"Oi, you idiot," you said, biting a bit off of the tomato before getting up.
"Where are you going, chica?" he asked.
"To get more tomatoes, loco," you smiled, licking your lips and winking at him before skipping to the kitchen.
Maybe living with Spain won't be that bad....
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Okay, please excuse my bad use of Spanish. Blame Google translate~! ^^
1. You are a complete idiot. 2. I'm holding your hand. 3. Your hair looks beautiful. 4. Your eyes look beautiful. 5. Crazy weirdo. 6. You are a beautiful girl. 7. What in the world are you doing, you crazy pedophile of a person?! 8. I like you very much. 9. I love you a lot. 10. Don't do that.
