A/N Normal text is the story. Italics is my comments.
Feathertailsilver sighed. Orlando (Bloom) was eating She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (T.A.U.R.I.E.L.). He grinned as blood red blood (I was determined) dripped over the corpse (YAY!).
"Ahh!" Thranduil screeched. Elrond wiggled his eyebrows sexily, looking at Feathertailsilver. (Jesting.)(Things may get dodgy from now on...) He swayed gracefully off to Bree.
Orlando 'hmm'ed. Feathertailsilver walked over, past him. Bowing, she kicked Thranduil's *hem hem*s (If you know what I means!) hard.
"Eeevooshaarrra!" (I voiced this) Thranduil screamed loudly. Galadriel scolded Elrond for being very irresponsible. He (Young people, look away now.) fluttered her knickers entrancingly. (Still don't look.) She kissed Celeborn's butt cheek. Elrond joined her. Celeborn screamed like a Mumak (Elephant), Orlando ran and Feathertailsilver snogged him. (Yay!)
"Eww!" Celeborn flew over Bree and fell. Magneto disappeared. And Galadriel-Butt-Kisser snogged Elrond.
Xavier vanished. Then Tauriel died. Legolas/Orlando cheered but Kili cried. Sarcastically. Not. Yes. No. Totally. Sadly. Happily. (I won!)
"Yippee!" They jumped over the Ent. Elrond-Butt-Kisser-And-Galadriel-Snogger fell in lava but died. Not. Horribly. No. Yes. No. Uh-huh. (I won again!)
"Boo-hoo!" Zebras wailed. Skunks cried as ducks perished. Hippocrates banged drums fast. The hobbits lit Elrond's torches. Cats sang badly. (This is going downhill). Feathertailsilver skipped in to Bombur. He kissed butt-cheeks like never before. Orli (Orlando) bit cheese and Tom (Hiddleston) died. ( :'( ) Ben (Benedict Cumberbatch) died. Not. Totally. ALIVE. Not. Yes. (I won yet again!) Ben smiled and Hugh (Jackman) vanished. But Ben survived and Hugh disappeared but perished. Not. Yes. *sigh*. (No-one won)
Galadried kicked Bombur's *hem hem*s very hard indeed. Laughing, she kicked Hippocrates and he squealed like pigs. Bombur giggled at himself and died. Feathertailsilver giggled menacingly and snogged Orlando again. (Yay!) Kili threw Magneto's head over the Ent. Orlando laughed at Xavier jumping up the statue.
DUcks quacked scarily at flying bugs smelling the bushes. Berries belly-danced towards Feathertailsilver, who kissed Orlando and smiled (Bingo!) Recoiling, Xavier whacked Raven accidentally-on-purpose.
"Charles!" screeched Erik happily. Raven snogged Bobby, who kicked Xavier and licked Rogue.
"Eww!" Bobby died. (Go watch X-Men)
"Oops!" grinned Wolverine (Epic Hugh, not the animal.)
"Never die!" Orlando vanished.
Bellatrix died. Duke Buckingham gave Feathertailsilver back her biscuits. Logan (A.K.A. Wolverine) said "Yippee! All's biscuity!"
The Not Continued. (Basically the end)
A/N So? How did you like it? There were references to Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, X-Men, Harry Potter, Ancient Greek Philosophers (Don't think it's a film...), The Three Musketeers and lots of animals. Please leave your comments down below! More will be coming!
