Three Days of Hell

Hell Begins

A/N: Final part of this story. Again, fairly short and random lmao. 

Warnings: Written in my fetus days, humor, fluff, hilarity

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Day 1...

Sanji woke up to another wonderful morning full of work and cooking and whatnot.

As he dressed in his usual suit he realized that the room was lacking in noise; as in no snoring and sleep talking.

He looked around and saw that it was completely empty.

Well, that's weird... thought Sanji as he finished buttoning his suit, he walked toward the Galley and tried to open the door...only to get his hand all sticky with a weird gum-like substance.

What he meant to say: "Fuck, what the hell?"

What came out: "Fudge, what the gell?"

He immediately slapped a hand (The one that was not sticky) over his mouth as his eyes widened.

So this is what Chopper meant by words that sound the same...Crap I am so screwed.

He groaned before opening the door and got ready to cook breakfast.

Usopp, who was hiding behind the Mikan trees, snickered and high-fived his accomplices which included the whole crew from Luffy to Brooke; even Robin and Zoro had been dragged into it, though Zoro was more willing since this included messing with the cook.

Pranks like this were played on Sanji throughout the day and he didn't even realize that the crew was doing this just to mess with him.

When Zoro 'accidentally' cut Sanji's suit as he walked by...

What Sanji meant to say: "You son of a bitch! That was my favorite suit!"

What came out: "You son of a demented unicorn! That was my favorite suit!"

Zoro burst out laughing while Sanji turned bright red in embarrassment.

"Demented unicorn...!" said Zoro between laughs. "That's a new one!"

What Sanji meant to say: "Sh-shut up!"

What came out: "S-Seashells!"

Zoro laughed so hard that Chopper had to come over and stop him before he died from laughing.

Sanji blushed even harder and went into the sanctuary of his Galley...only to have Usopp shoot a rotten egg into his face. Sanji flailed around as the gunk got in his eyes and he couldn't see.

Usopp gave a thumbs up to Luffy who stuck his leg out and tripped Sanji before both of them ran out of the Galley but was still close enough to hear what Sanji was going to say.

What Sanji meant to say: "Fuck! What is this...?"

What came out: "Freight trains! What is this...?"

Usopp and Luffy ran off giggling, to tell the others about another new phrase that Sanji had invented.

Sanji walked over to the sink and washed his face carefully to get the gunk out.

I don't get it. Thought Sanji as he slowly rubbed his eyes with water. How in the world is unicorn even remotely close to bitch? The same applies to freight trains... Come to think of it, weird things have been happening today...

He grabbed a towel and wiped his face as he thought about his growing suspicion that there was something wrong.

"Sanji! Bring me some orange juice please!"