(Me and my friend wrote this like 3 years ago and found it on her computer. We fucking cried laughing at this so I'm glad we fucked some people up. Okay lots of love Amy and Amber. The following was in our drafts, we'll never know what we were going to write next)
Dan was unsure of what to do with Phil's penis, he'd had ideas but nothing really appealed to him. He decided to go for a
