Riverdale Preferences

celebrity crush

when they're jealous of your celebrity crush.

Archie
'(your celebrity crush) is literally the hottest human being in the history of ever!' you exclaimed loudly as you scrolled through your Instagram feed.

'Y-yeah, (he/she)'s OK,' stuttered Archie, obviously uncomfortable.

You cocked an eyebrow at the antics of the red-haired boy who was currently sitting on your bed. 'Jealous, are we?' you taunted.

'No!' he replied quickly. 'I mean, yeah, sorta.'

You chuckled. 'Don't worry, you're a close second.'

Betty
You and Betty were both so excited to watch the new movie starring (your celebrity crush). Well, you were. She just went to the premiere with you because she's literally the sweetest person ever.

Or so you thought, because she kept on making passive-aggressive comments about your idol in the subtle and underhanded yet classy way that only Elizabeth Cooper could manage.

'Wasn't (your celebrity crush) on Masterchef?' she asked as you walked into the theatre.

'Pfft, no, what makes you think that?' you replied.

'I don't know, (he/she) just looks like the kind of person who cooks a lot.'

Cheryl
'Honestly, (your celebrity crush) looks freaky nowadays. One too many facelifts, I think,' said Cheryl randomly at the breakfast table.

'Where's this coming from?' asked her mother, obviously displeased about her daughter's participation in such gossip.

You discreetly rolled your eyes. Ever since Cheryl had discovered a magazine on your bedside table with (your celebrity crush) on the cover, she'd used every chance she could get to insult them in some way. When you had confronted her about this, she'd assured you that she was "totally not jealous".

Really, she's such a bad liar.

Jason
Even though Jason liked to pretend he was a fabulous ginger who was above jealousy, you knew that he wasn't. The mysterious vanishing of your poster of (your celebrity crush) was proof.

'You know, everyone shits on Justin Bieber for, like, no reason but I personally think he's gorgeous,' you suddenly said while on a date at Pop's, causing your boyfriend to spit out his milkshake.

'Excuse me, what did you just say?' he asked once he'd composed himself.

'Nothing,' you replied, internally cackling. You really were the worst girlfriend ever.

Jughead
Your boyfriend was usually shy when it came to kissing and stuff like that, leaving you to make the first move. But you found that whenever your eyes lingered too long on an attractive, male celebrity when you were watching TV together, his arm would mysteriously snake around your shoulders, as if he was making sure that the world knew that you were taken.

Veronica
To say that your girlfriend was a jealous bitch would be an understatement the size of the Pacific Ocean. Even though there was a snowball's chance in hell of this particular crush you had noticing you, let alone thinking you were attractive, she made sure to block all of (your celebrity crush)'s accounts from your device.

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