The Downfall of Ronald Weasley

Chapter 3: Sturdy Ron

Sophie woke up and banged her head on the edge of the bed. 'Ooch!' she yelled.

She hadn't yet noticed the very sturdy figures watching over her.

     Tossing and turning in her bed, she tried to remember what had happened last night. Sophie recalled Ron's gorgeously pale face, his smokin' ginger brows...

     With a start, she leapt out from her bed. 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!' she squealed.

     Ron was standing before her, so close that Sophie could smell his apple crumble perfume.

     'I'm glad you're awake,' said Ron softly. And at her confused look, he added, 'you fainted last night and I carried you here.'

    'Oh,' Sophie said, dazed. 'That must have been due to my allergy of cold, foggy air...'

     Ron smiled and gave her the thumbs up. 'See ya, I need to head to breakfast- I think they'll be food this time, because from what I've heard, according to Dumblehore: Dobby returned to the kitchens yesterday afternoon, and so the house-elves aren't being lazy little shits anymore.'

     'Uh, ummm...' Sophie awkwardly gave him the thumbs up. 'Yeah- I... well, yeah. I better get ready for breakfast then...uhhh, th-thanks Ron and heh.'

     Sturdy Ron sturdily left the sturdy room. Sophie returned to her dormitory, got changed into a clean set of Hogwarts robes, brushed her messy hair and scooted down to the hall for breakfast.

She gingerly plonked down at the Gryffindor table next to Ginny and Noodle Jones, whose real name was actually Ferdinand, but after a certain incident, Noodle became his offical nickname.

To Sophie's delight, freshly fried noodles appeared in front of her.

'Noodles? Seriously?' Noodle looked sick, and he vomited all over Hermione Granger, who was sitting opposite him.

Hermione swooshed her wand and the vomit disappeared. 'Watch yo self, Noodle.'

Long-ass slurped up his noodles greedily, and many others followed his polite example.

Breakfast was over, and before Sophie
could go and find Ellie, Ron waddled up to her. 'Are you feeling a bit better after some food?' he asked her.

Sophie ran away before she dropped dead, leaving Ronald perplexed.

Ellie found Sophie as they were on their way to class. 'Damn son, Ron just spoke to you! He flipping spoke to you! What happened last night?'

Sophie explained to her the majestic fairy-tale that had occurred last night.

'You died and then came back to life?' Ellie gasped.

'Yup.'

'Cool. That's so chill.'

They shuffled to the Forbidden Forest, where Fagrid would be meeting them for their Care of Magical Creatures class. Their class was small, only consisting of Ellie, Sophie, Noodle, Barry, Mia, Draco, Neville and Amy.

'Split into groups of two, you festy maggots,' Fagrid instructed them.

'Okay, Professor Fagrid,' the class chanted harmoniously.