Resisting the rice

Ricesexual

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Keep in mind that his subscribers are represented as rice... So he's basically gonna fuck his fans... Enjoy?

He took a big-ass bag of rice and poured it on his cake he was going to eat. He thought "I just can't resist you, baby, you're too white and I'm not racist" (That's how you pick up girls)

He sat on his bed, gently touching the pile of rice. (Oooh, yes) He looked at it with lust. James hugged it. With every second, the hugs were getting tighter and tighter. He could feel the cake underneath the rice.

"You are so soft" he seductively wispered. "Lemme lick you" James insisted.

As he said that, he leaned towards his lifelong obsession. He was ricesexual.

James licked the top of the pile. His tongue was going deeper and deeper until he reached the sprinklers on the cake. He instantly moaned in pleasure. The taste of the mixture of his favourite sprinklers and rice turned him on.

His face was going deeper and deeper into the cake. He looked like he was going to cum. The sexual tension between them was getting bigger. Both the cake and the rice were squashed. There was icing on the ceiling.

James was lying on his bed while violently kissing the mush of rice and cake.

The rice chocked him, but he kept swallowing. He couldn't stop. He's been dreaming of this day for way too long to hold back. Intensely kissing the mess, he erected. James knew this was a sign. He took off his pants and boxers, exposing his cock.

He made a hole in what had left from the cake and the rice. He slowly put his dick inside of the mixture.

Moaning in pleasure, he said quietly "I hope you like it rough"

He started speeding up. He kept fucking his beloved rice. He has never been this horny.

After awhile, he stopped and looked at it again. James was impressed how good it actually felt. He was enjoying his moment with the whole mess on his bed until he realised somebody was coming. (Oh, no, busted)

It was Jaiden. (*dramatic music in background*) He had totally forgotten about his collaboration video with her. He wasn't panicking at all. James had feelings for her so he thought "If she doesn't support me and rice, we aren't meant to be" as he was pulling his pants up

He opened his door, covered in cake, sprinkles and rice from head to toes.

Jaiden looked at him strangely
"What's all this about?"

James shamelessly answered
"Come in and find out"

As Jaiden stepped in, she found herself looking down at his pants. (Naughty Jaiden) He had a huge hard dick.

When they entered in his bedroom she was shocked - there was a big mess of cake and rice on his bed.

"Wh- what are you doing?" Jaiden asked

James sat on the bed, blushing and looking at his boner. (Boi,wyd)

He pulled her closed to him and made her sit. (I smell a lap dance) He leaned towards her. They made eye contact. She could see the lust in his eyes. All of a sudden, James viciously started kissing her. Jaiden, attracted by his dominance, kissed back. (This is what happens when I watch animal planet)

The things heated up pretty quickly. Without realising they were lying on the rice while making out. He stopped for a little bit and looked at Jaiden as if he wanted something else (YT)

She asked him nervously
"What's up, James? Why did you stop?"

He didn't say anything, he just stared at her. Then, he grabbed a piece of the cake with sprinkles and spread it all over her exposed parts. She somehow understood what he was doing, so she took off her shirt and did the same to him.

James stuffed her vagina with the mixture and Jaiden moaned loudly. ("Let me be your turkey, daddy James. Stuff me real good" -Jaiden) She was pleased but it wasn't enough for him. He stood up and went to the kitchen. (You do you, James, you do you)

She was really confused
"Where did you go? Come back here!"

As she said that, James entered the room with a giant packet of rice. He put it down on the floor and opened it. He poured it all over her, making Jaiden instantly fall on his bed. (While some girls are being pushed on bed with roses, Jaiden is being pushed with rice.. Iconic) He got on top of her and started repeatedly licking and sucking the rice. (Suck a gentleman)

He continued until he reached her mouth and kissed her passionately. They both found themselves in a messy bed full of dirty rice having sex.

James from time to time put more rice on her belly and he would lick it off. Jaiden desired the touch of his tongue so she didn't mind his rice obsession much. In matter of fact, she actually found it pretty hot.

He was getting faster and faster and she was getting more and more exhausted.

Breathing heavily she told him
"P-please stop"

He replied angrily "If you came here to complain, you may leave" (don't be harsh, James)

She slapped him hard (you go girl), took her clothes and left the bedroom. James sat on his bed dissatisfied (sad music starts playing in background). He stared at the floor trying to figure out what he was going to do without her. Something popped up in his head

"I don't need anybody else to please me except for my rice" he thought out loud.

He looked at his cake-rice-sprinkles mess on the bed. He eventually went on top of it and began shaping it like a human body. He made two wholes- one for the mouth and one for the vagina.

James started making out with his "creation". Suddenly, Jaiden appeared behind his back and hit him with a bat. (Damn, that escalated quickly. The cliffhanger tho 😫👌💦😫😫👌👌🔥)

CONGRATULATIONS RANDOM PERSON, YOU JUST READ A FANFICTION ABOUT A MAN FUCKING A PILE OF RICE... GO OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE BRO
(AND DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF SHOWING THIS TO JAMES AND JAIDEN! THEY'RE GONNA HATE ME AND MY FRIEND)
I know you thought about it Maaz. Your DMs hide your sinful side