Resisting the rice

The hoe of collabs

All of a sudden TimTom appeared. (Cuz why the fuck not) He walked into the house without any key (logic, ya know). He looked up and saw the mess. He was batshit disgusted. Tim picked up a mop and started mopping the dirty floor. James, Adam and Jaiden stood in front of him naked. They were in the kitchen, next to a pile of rice

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Tim asked with disgust

"We were having a threesome, what's wrong with that?" James shamelessly answered

Jaiden was awkwardly standing behind Adam, trying to hide herself (she a shy bitch now)

Tim turned around and saw a small camera recording their conversation

"You were making a sex tape?" Tim questioned the rice lovers

Adam looked at James and slapped him hard (James is a slap magnet)

"All this time you were recording us?" Adam was furious

Jaiden was shocked. "Was he going to put it on the internet?" she thought

James seemed frustrated. His plan was going to be ruined. He didn't like that. Suddenly, he pushed Tim and the others out of the room (he a strong boi). He went in his bathroom and took a shower. (Hygiene is important, kids) Jaiden and Adam were forced to dress up and get out even though they had rice in their hair. (And some other places I suppose)

They got out of his house while Tim was still standing in his hallway. He needed some answers. James got ready and went out, passing by Tim who was annoyed.

James quickly went to Walmart and bought 3 big boxes of mayo. (I wonder why🌚) He got back home. Tim had already cleaned up the mess for sum unknown reason (cuz nobody else will do it, wtf)
James took his phone out of his pocket and called somebody in Australia. (Hmm intensifies)

"Do you remember the bet we made?" James asked on the phone

"How could I forget?" Maaz answered with his aMaazing voice "Did you upload the video?"

"I was about to do it, I am making sure you will prepare the rice with the sprinkles"

"I can't believe you actually made a sex tape with a pile of rice" he was aMaazed (Too many aMaazing jokes? I don't think so)

"I have a little surprise for you when you see it. I wasn't alone" the rice lover smirked

"Oh, I can't wait" said the horny Australian

James hung up the phone and went to his tablet and started editing the video so he could upload it on Pornhub.
After cropping the part with him being attacked by Jaiden, he uploaded the sex tape- "Fucking a pile of rice".

James called Maaz again "You can check the video out on Pornhub"

"What's the name?"

"Fucking a pile of rice"

"Wait, are you serious!?" Maaz was shocked

"Yes, dead serious, mayo boi. Now, go watch it. You have something to give me when you come in Arizona" The rice fucker was certain.

"I need to buy the plane tickets after I watch it, don't I?"

"You bet you do"

"Fine, I'll do it. See ya"

Maaz hung up the phone. James was extremely happy. If his friend found this weird enough he would get bags of high quality rice and sprinkles, many bags.