The End of the F***ing World

Three

YOONGI

Fuck. Fuck. Why did I say yes? Now I have to steal my father’s car and money and god knows what else. Do I have to kill my father? He’d be a boring first kill. I’ll just punch him. Right in the face. He won’t put up a fight and he’s prick anyways. His jokes make me angry. Ugh. How inconvenient. Calm down, Yoongi. It will all be worth it. Just go along with him and you’ll find a nice, quiet place to torture him and kill him. Ah, what a wonderful happy place.

JIMIN

Did he just say yes? No, technically- JIMIN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CORRECT ME RIGHT NOW. Okay, okay, calm down. Do I really want to leave? Oh god yes. WITH MIN YOONGI UH HECC YEAH. I’m ready to go right frickin now. I feel like kissing him. I’m gonna kiss him.

YOONGI

I saw him leaning forward and closing his eyes… For a kiss? Ah yes, I guess I’ll pretend to fall in love with him as well, oh how splendid this is all turning out. We kissed for a few minutes before I stood up and looked down at him.  “Be my boyfriend” I said without very much expression, as I tended to do. He beamed and nodded happily, hugging me a bit tighter than I had hoped but I pushed him off after four seconds, deciding it was time for us to get on the road. I wouldn’t be able to handle him for too long. I told him to gather his things and wait for me outside by the car while I handled things with my father. He did as told and I made a mental note to myself that he was very compliant and liked to please me. This would definitely come in handy when the time comes. I shook my head to clear my thoughts and went downstairs to confront my father and ask him for the keys to the car and I did just that. He refused, and I resorted to punching him directly in the eye and he fell backward, allowing me to reach inside his pocket and take out both the keys and the money from inside his wallet. I walked outside, closing the door behind me and opened the car door for Jimin to get in. He looked shocked at first but got in shortly after with excitement radiating off of him.

JIMIN

HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT. HE REALLY PUNCHED HIS DAD AND GOT THE CAR KEYS. OH MY God WAIT HE’S LOOKING AT ME ACT COOL JIMIN FOR PETES SAKE. I quickly got in and I was p u m p e d to begin my new life with this boy. I really think I could fall in love with Min Yoongi, if I haven’t already. I think he’s falling too. HE ASKED ME TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND. He doesn’t show much emotion, but I think that’s just his personality. He kissed me back! I felt sparks fly honestly- oh he’s speaking.

YOONGI

I asked him where he wanted to go, and he seemed to snap out of a daze. Was this a normal thing he did that I could use to my advantage? Hm. He shrugged, very obviously trying hard to seem nonchalant. I offered food since it was getting late and he seemed to be excited about food. Note taken. My list is getting long.

JIMIN

FOOD!1!!!11!!1!!11!1

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