The End of the F***ing World

Four

YOONGI

We’ve been on the road for a couple hours. Jimin’s been going through quite a few emotions while I just watched quietly. He was, at first, very happy. He was screaming and sticking his head out of the window. Next, the panic set in. the car was suddenly filled with “I’m gonna die” and “we’re going to get into so much trouble”. Well, he was right about the dying part, at least. We stayed on the road as such until we passed by a laser tag place and he made me stop so we could go play inside. He seemed to think pouting and whining would win my heart over but, in reality, I felt a bit generous. I figured he should do something fun before I sliced and diced him. I parked and we went inside.

JIMIN

I was so overwhelmed with emotions after our great escape that I went overboard by a teeny weeny bit. ANYWAYS, we were on our way to get food but of course, he wanted to get as far away from civilization because he wanted us to be as distant as possible from getting caught! Isn’t he the smartest? He really thinks of everything. Hell, he could murder me if he wanted to and no one would be the wiser! The further we drove into the wooded area, the more bored I got. I tried staring at his beautiful face for a while before I saw it. The holy boredom-fixer. LASER TAG SKDUIOUFHWRIH. At first, I introduced the idea casually. I really thought he’d fall for it but he had the audacity to say no to me. I realized I would have to pull out the big guns. I turned on my charm and pouted and whined and I think I even threw in a small kick of anger. It worked. I dragged him inside and WE HAD A GRAND OLD TIME. I’ll spare you the gory details but let’s just say “base” got me to second base ; ).

YOONGI

We’ve tainted that place.

JIMIN

I paid for both of us, being a gentleman on our first date! We went into the diner that was next door and ate our weight in food only to realize this wackjob didn’t have the sufficient funds to pay for our meals. He started to panic a bit but me, being the amazing boyfriend I am, calmed him down and offered a solution. “How much did you enjoy the food?” I asked sweetly, stroking the back of his hand.

“It was alright, I guess. Jimin how are we-“and I cut him off before he began his stressing sentence. “If there was one thing I learned from my dad is that you don’t pay for things you’re not completely satisfied with. Because then it’s just a sample.” I giggled at the look upon Yoongi’s face as I said this to him and got up. I rubbed by food baby and walked out, sitting in the passenger’s seat of our luxurious ride. He followed suit shortly after and sat in the driver’s seat, starting the car and driving off.

YOONGI

I allowed myself a slight chuckle of disbelief. This kid was full of surprises. Maybe I’ll have to study him for a bit longer…

JIMIN

“Let’s have sex. Take off your shirt.”

YOONGI

I complied. Or, tried to.

JIMIN

Heh...

YOONGI

Go on. Tell them.

JIMIN

Then we crashed.

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iM bAck RAtS.

Happy Valentine's Day and have a noice day