Noodles

0.7

I'm bored

Then why did you call me?

Because your entertaining and I didn't know who else to call

Wow, nice reason

Thanks

Wanna hear a joke?

Hope its not a pickup line

It's not I promise

Ok

Go for it

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around, I'll go ahead yeah yeah I've heard it before

You're no fun

I can be fun

Really?

When have you ever been fun

Ummm

Well, there was this one time when I didn't do my homework and was watching supernatural all day

....

That's not fun, you were procrastinating on homework 

Well it was fun for me

Who are you?

What

Who are you?

You know who I am

Well technically you don't because I have never met you and you have never met me so-

How do you know Jack?

And why do you keep calling him

For your information he called me first

Wait who are you?

I'm Zach, one of his best friends

Well it was nice to meet you Zach but can you give Jack his phone back now?

I kinda can't I took it and ran to my room and locked the door

Well unlock it

I kinda locked myself in

I can't get out

Oops?

How do you even do that!?

I don't know I kinda just did it

Wow

So what's your name

Ruby

Like the stone?

Yeah

So Ruby, What do you intend on doing with Jack

I don't intend on doing anything with him I haven't even seen his face

Are you sure about that

ZACH GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK

OK FINE

OW

Hey sorry about that did he say anything?

Nah

How did he get your phone anyway

He snatched it out my hand and ran to his room 

*laughs uncontrollably*

Its not that funny so you can stop laughing

Its funny and you know it

I'm not going to laugh

Really?

Yep

Well see about that

Bye Jack

Bye Ruby

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This is looong I know 

Over 300 words long 

AWESOMESAUCE

See you in the next chapter :)