Forever A Pirate

Chapter Three

A/N: Yo! Sorry this took TWO days to write. It was pretty weird writing in Jack's POV especially when he's a little "mad" in the head. I changed a little bit of it, but mostly it follows the plot.

DISCLAIMER: Own none of the original things, just mine. Sadly.

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MUSIC CUE!

Jack's POV

Master Jack's nose started to sniff a peanut. Taking long sniffs to be exact. He sat down, and shoved the corners of a napkin in his shirt, preparing to eat it.

Jack picked up a knife and fork, glancing nervously around to make sure nobody was watching him.

Licking his lips, he stabbed the peanut with his fork, and went to eat it. I took out my gun and shot him. He fell with a thud to the ground.

"My peanut. All hands slackened braces!" I ordered every Jack. They started running around. I walked to the peanut.

"Oh! I found a peanut!" I cried. I picked up the peanut, and munched on it. Wasn't today such a lucky day? I found a peanut! "Aye captain. Slackened braces!" "Step lively! With a will!" "Man the yards, you filthy toads!" the Jack ordered. I like peanuts. Oh, imagine a fancy party, where all they served was peanuts!

"You are so brave Jack. You found a peanut." a voice cooed behind me. I turned and saw Isabelle. Her brown eyes sparkled beneath the sun, and her soft hair was flowing around.

"I know luv. It's a miracle, isn't it?" I asked her. She smiled, and her white teeth blinded me.

"You are a miracle." she said, walking up to me. I was about to kiss her when something caught my eye,

"Excuse me." I said and walked of. "Mr. Sparrow." I said. A shirtless Sparrow with many tattoo's turned to look at me. "Aye captain?" he asked. I picked up the rope that he was tying. "What say you about the condition of this tack line?" I growled at him. They were horrible messed up. "It be proper to my eye, sir." Sparrow said. I looked at him. "Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir, it is neither acceptable nor adequate. It is in obvious fact, an abomination." I told him. "Beggin' your pardon, sir, but perhaps if you gave the men another chance." Sparrow pleaded, but I hand enough of him. "Shall I?" I asked. I took out my sword, and stabbed him in the chest. Sparrow groaned.

"That sort of thinking got us into this mess." I whispered in his ear.

"Gentlemen, we have lost speed and therefore time, precious time, which cannot be regained once lost. Do you understand?" I asked them. They all looked around. "Aye aye captain!" they said in tandem.

"Aye aye captain." one said, lacking behind. "It will all have to be redone, all of it! And let that serve as a lesson to the lot of you! " I started talking.

"Doldrums sir, has the whole crew on edge. I have absolutely no sympathy for any of you fecculant maggots. And no patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness!" I said, and grabbed a rope. With one last look at my crew, I jump of the ship. I looked around. Sand. I was on bloody sand. I licked my finger and checked if there was any wind. "No wind, of course there's no bloody wind. On my soul I do swear, not a gust, a whisper, a tiny miniature lick." I said. Something caught my eye. I picked it up.

"A rock." I pointed out. I threw it across the sand.

"Yes, I know, but why would he do that? Well, because he's a lummox, isn't he? And we'll have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited." I said and giggles.

The rock was back. I turn to it.

"Shoo." I said.

It didn't move away. I picked it up again.

Hmmm. Maybe it'll taste good. I thought. Hesitantly, I licked it.

"No, it doesn't!" I clarified to everybody. I threw it further.

"Now we're being followed by rocks, never had that before. Oh," I started, seeing a rope.

"A rope!" I yell. I tangle my hands in it, and started to pull the Black Pearl into the ocean.

I was moving fairly quickly. Like, maybe an inch and 24-hours. Pretty nice.

I looked to the side for a moment.

Bloody hell. Million of rock. Ok, calm down. Hehe, all good. I fainted.

I woke up to the Black Pearl gliding next me.

OK. Have fun. I thought, then I realized what was happening.

I stood up quickly, and looked at what was happening. Underneath the Black Pearl were tiny little crabs. They were pushing the ship forward. I stood there for a minute, than started to run after it.

"Oi!" I yelled.

Hope you enjoyed! Thanks for helping me out with the 300 reads on Emmeline! Next chapter for this will be out once we reach 650 reads on Emmeline so please go ahead and check it out! I have great things in store for this novel!