THEM AS THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID[losers]

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binging the office rn. forgot about how good it was.

RICHIE
*points at trashcan*
"see, there's me."
*adjusts glasses*
"but I'm a damn good looking trash can."

STAN
"dealing with your guys shit is so difficult sometimes, but no one else likes my jokes so..."

BILL
"my fashion sense is mostly flannels. and that's it. flannels."

EDDIE
"I'm gonna die one day, and then who will take care of your drunken asses?"
note: I've never been drunk, we're just rlly sarcastic don't sue pls

BEVERLY
"I'm gonna kill someone. someone or myself. those are the options."

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