RICHIE
"sometimes I want to jump off a cliff, but then I remember you guys would be all depressed and shit without my jokes."
STAN
"why am I even friends with you idiots? oh right, cause no one else likes my sarcastic ass."
BILL
"I JUST WANT TO EAT FOOD AND RIDE MY BIKE HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT??!!!!"
EDDIE
*meets new person* "I don't shake hands, one) germs and two) I don't rlly like meeting new ppl."
BEVERLY
"sometimes I want to kill everyone. other times I want to hug everyone. except the bullies and ISIS, they can fuck off."
I'm not lying, I've said all this shit. I might do cast cause I say a lot of stupid shit, comment if you want cast.
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