GEORGE, PREFERENCES

THEM AS THINGS KIDS IN MY HONORS BIO CLASS HAVE SAID[losers]

RICHIE
"i don't understand any of this, but I'm gonna pretend I do by making jokes about it."

STAN
"why does god hate me? why does god want to make me suffer through this?"

BILL
"I'm hunting clowns."
"shouldn't you be doing Punnett squares?"
"I'm gonna do punnett squares and then hunt clowns."

EDDIE
"WHERES MY INHALER??"
"sara, calm down it's just a question."
"A QUESTION I DONT UNDERSTAND AT ALL I NEED TO INHALE!!"

BEVERLY
*stands up aggressively*
"fuck school. fuck homework. fuck all of this. fuck all of y'all."
*sits down and finishes homework*