Them as things my mom says

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Ken:
-"Respect. That's what I give. That's what I get. Nothing but respect."
-Not even a second later gets pushed off the couch

Sean:
-"Oh YoU THiNk YoUR tHe CoOK nOW!?!"

Julian:
-"If you don't ask him out I'll call Taylor and have her do it for you!"
-Short story: I had a crush and I wouldn't ask them out so my mom threatened to call my best friend Taylor whom my family loves to do it for me.

Josh:
-"YEAH ThAT's fINe iT's nOT LiKe I NeeDeD HeLP Or AnYThiNG!"

Gabe:
-"I'd tell you to read a book but that's not even a punishment to you maybe I should just change the Netflix password."

Will:
-"You think just because I'm shorter than you means I won't climb you like a MoNkeY because I WILL!"

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