Things they say when they get their wisdom teeth out

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Ken:
-"I want a milkshakeeeee."
-"Do you want strawberry?"
-"No! Strawberry is from satan himself."
-"Do you want vanilla?"
-"No! Vanilla is for the common people."
-"Mint?"
-"Ohhhh yeah, it's like your trying to seduce me with milkshakes."

Sean:
-"WOOOOO WOOOO!!"
-You and Julian are losing it
-"Who are you laughing at!?!"
-"I feel amazzzziinnnggg!!!"
-"I feel like I wanna go run a marathon!"

Julian:
-Talks to the doctor
-"Yeah you dah man! You taked out all my teeth!?"
-"Shhh Julian you gotta be quiet."
-"Why who's sleeping?"
-"Babies."
-"There's babies sleeping in here?!?"
-"Can I pet them? I love babies."

Josh:
-Talks to the nurse
-"I love you, you did an amazing job you coulda killed me for all I know but ya didn't."
-"OHHHH BOOOYYYY I can't feel nothing."
-"Yoooo this is dah real me!"
-"Shush."
-"Don't tell me to shush this is the real me."

Gabe:
-"I really appreciate all the hard work you spent in my mouth!"
-"Imma do a backflip now and nobodies gonna stop me!"

Will:
-"Excuse me ma'am?"
-"Have you ever met a savage? You just did he's right here."
-You have to support him to get to the car
-"IMMA GROWN MAN!!!!! IMMA MAN!!!!"
-Takes off shirt
-"IMMA GROWN MAN I DON'T NEED NO SHIRT!"

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