the Nate Debate

Silent Spitball

Evans POV

I sawl kelvin then some kid said Hey teacher what did you just say

Silent Spit ball he yell. then he grab another paper work from the desks and chew it up good. it was qa juicy one. he chuck it at someone they scream.

HAHHAHAHAHAB i yll. I yell so loud i fell off the desk and broke my arms. OWWWWWW i screamed. kelvin ran to me real quick and started givving me cpr. OMG IS HE OKAY said the class. i grab my phone and take a selfie #brokenarms :) i was okay so i got back up and sat on the deck again.

then kelvin said Okay lets get this pqrty started ;) he pulled up a debate topic it was what are the ethical concerns of stem cell research.

i ran up to the podium i was hot and ready like a $5 pepperoni. Who IS GOING AGAINST ME i screamed. UHHHHHHHH said kelvin looking around the room. he picked a innocent bystander named NAATE. jk hes dumb. Nite went up there and he looked confused like Oh i didnt know ytoday was debate day. HHMMMMMHHHHH i said.

i already forgot what we suppose to debate abot so i just decided to make it a roast fest :). I said hahaha what do you call nate after he ran for 3 minutes? a Dead NOODLE LOL

n8 was like That doesn't even make sense? :(. Everyone laughed though

I started laughing so hard i ruptured a lung and started crying. it was funny. i decided to say another one Hey what does nate say when hes driking his milk.

WHAT Said everyone.

HGUGUGGUGHUYGHH i yelled. everybudy laughed. i looked like a smug and dropped the microphone lol it was like a mic drop :). Everyone went like OOOOOHHHHHHH. nate ran awat crying eh was real sad >:). haha serve him right i yelled.