shrank iz luv

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shrek
shrek
s h r e k
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after five years people turn five
five years times 2 is ten years
ten years is a decade
in 2011 shrek was out for a decade
its been 7 years since that decade
7 times 3 is 21
what is 9 + 10?
not 21 you fool.
the government is trickingg you to think that
21 is the drinking age
9 + 10 is 19
people think after one decade you are 10
this is true
HOWEVER
nine years aFTER a decade (10 years of age) you are only 19
19 is not the legal drinking age
21 is
the government is trying to trick you into thinking 19 is 21 therefore you drink underage
underage you're a child
as a child
you watch shrek
shrek is working for the government confirmed

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