Young Blood Chronicles feat. One Direction [Parody]

Part 3: Young Volcanoes

A/N: Holy shit I am sorry for my extremely long absense. Uh well I'm trying to make a point to write more regularly so here ya go. There's not really a good way to write a scene about eating internal organs and to make it funny, and I'm also very rusty, so I'm sorry if this doesn't live up to anyone's expectations. I'll get back into the swing of it soon enough!

Harry perked up when the sounds of shuffling footsteps filled his ears. He was still out of his senses from whatever the women drugged him with, but still somehow had enough sense to erratically snap his fingers to a random tune. A flicker of recognition came when he saw his now blindfolded bandmates being tied up at the table.

"Harry, would you stop fucking snapping for one goddamn second and at least try to help us out here?!" one of the boys cursed, but a swift kick to the shin both shut him up and allowed Harry to continue his annoying and pointless snapping.

The women were now drugging them up too, piercing their arms with IVs and forcing them to snort colored powder. Louis' nose began to bleed, in which he went into a nonsensical fit.

"Do you know who I am? Louis Tomlinson! Tomlinsons don't get nosebl- OW!" A wack to the head with a metal plate silenced him. He was still angry, but settled down when the blindfold was removed and he realized the woman had nice tits to look at.

The table was filled with delicious foods; corn and some mystery meat, stuffing, pot pies - all of which were now being stuffed into their mouths. Liam was somewhat confused as to why in the world they got such a joyous pleasure from feeding them and were evilly laughing upon each bite, but he kept eating and eating nonetheless. It got even weirder when one of the ladies got topless and put a hog mask on, to which Harry looked at and said, "You look like one of my ex girlfriends with that thing on". She promptly sighed with irriation and removed it.

The food got better and better the more stoned they got, especially the meat in particular. But by the time the food was mostly gone and the boys were all stuffed, their minds got a bit more clearer. It was only then that they realized why their food was so delicious - it was really only Harry's internal organs all along.

"How the fuck am I alive?" Harry intoxicatedly mumbled upon revelation, gazing in wonder at the stiches all over his torso. The boys all were muttering incoherent things and falling asleep from drug overdoses. And soon, poor little organless Harry did the same.