I Can't Love Him! He's My Brother! Or Can I? Rikoss

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ok so what if rocky is really Thor and Thor is really rocky, if Thor is really rocky then where is rocky, clearly he's not on tour if he's really Thor, Thor is on tour with them, so rocky who is really Thor must be in a hot tub with spider man who is really riker wait scratch that rocky who is really Thor is really in a hot tub with Captain Jack Sparrow who is really riker so riker is not on tour either he's really with rocky who is really Thor so really Jack Sparrow is on tour but we can't see that because they must be really good at acting when this hole time ross isn't really ross he's actually Austin Moon and Austin Moon is really ross but secretly they are twins and ryland isn't really family he is just some guy they meet on the street and ratliff is really married to rydel and they secretly have a kid because riker who is really Jack Sparrow was talking about baby names and they all know who we are because really they follow us every were because we say were stalking them but really they are the ones stalking us and ryland real name isn't ryland its really rocky and rocky isn't even Thor he's really riker but riker is really ryland and ryland is really family and riker isn't really ryland he really ross But riker doesn't know who ross because ross really lives in Florida and his name is really Austin Moon and there really is No ross because he is Austin Moon and Austin and Ally is about his real life and really he got his name changed he was really ross he is just messing with us all and R5 is really who we think they are now but rocky isn't really in a hot tub with riker there really on tour