Grumio delectat Caecilium

Part 5 - The Fappening

So this is the end of our hero's story. As Grumio was heading back to his home town after 20 years, he discovered his master's skeleton on the ground.

"Well, I might at least have some fun," he said to himself. For hours, he went in and out of his master's skeletal system, exploring every last ounce of calcium in those bones. Suddenly, mount vesuvius erupted, but instead of spewing out lava, it sprayed white and sticky stuff everywhere! However, Grumio was enjoying it immensely, and he gobbled that stuff up like it was groceries. "mmmmmmmmmm," he moaned while grinning.

Unfortunately, he did not realize that Melissa was still alive. She hopped out from behind a rock and shoved an AK-47 up Grumio's delicious butthole. She fired 283263507650365 rounds up his gastrointestinal tract.

"That settles it," said Melissa.

"I only wanted to manifest my destiny..." Grumio mumbled as he breathed his last breath. Then he fapped his last fap. The end.

And so ends our hero's journey. It has been a long one, and a very scrumptious one as well. I hope you enjoyed, and tu es stultissimus!