Ryan's p.o.v:
Okay, I'll admit this was kinda a bad idea. Not the s'mores. No the s'mores were awesome, best idea so far today. What was a decent idea was having my current girlfriend give me a blowjob afterwards. The bad part?
I'm trying to get marshmallow off of my dick.
Yes reading audience, you did see that correctly and you're not crazy. I've got marshmallow residue covering most of my dick, which may sound fun. But dear readers, this is quite the awful experience. What's worse is that it came from a s'more. Know what that means?
I've got semi-hot marshmallow stuck to my dick. Great day to be a guy reading audience, absolutely wonderful.
My girlfriend is being really sweet about it though. Also trying to contain her laughter in the same breath, but at least she's getting it off. This is really starting to hurt you guys. Oh my god that feels so cold, and sooo good. Okay, I think I'm good to continue the story in the present moment.
"Ryan?"
I turned and felt her put my dick back(okay, still hurts a bit.) "Yeah babe?"
She turned and gave me a playfully stern expression. "Next time you eat a s'more, don't do it while trying to take a piss, okay?"
I laughed and snuggled into her side. "Definitely will never try to do that again."
She turned and kissed my forehead. "I'm glad you learned your lesson."
I nodded. "Definitely did. It still kinda hurts."
She gave me a peck on the cheek, rubbing around it. "Aww poor babe."
I groaned and shifted in her grip. This was gonna be a long day...
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Lovesick(MIW Imagines)
FanfictionAfter seeing MIW imagines on Wattpad, I decided to start writing my own. I apologize if any of these aren't the greatest. Regardless, these will range from cute to fluff to sexy, however many pairings that can be made, gay, straight, gender bent, e...