it was the middle of the night and i woke up, feeling nauseous. i loudly headed towards the bathroom — which was like in the 5th floor — because wonho was still soundly asleep.
i got on the elevator to go the fifth floor but it only made me more nauseous — I'M ON A HELLEVATOR.
when i got out of the elevator, i puked onto the floor; i couldn't hold it in. i called for my services (my maid) and told her to clean this shit.
i went back downstairs, heading towards the living room. i turned on the tv and flipped through the shit channels. there were really no good channels, considering this tv costs $10,000.
rolling my eyes, i turned off the tv and turned on the radio so i could do my cardio workout.
just in the middle of my workout i turn to look out my window and i see that wonho is standing on the porch, waiting for someone.
i went to him in pain, asking where tf he's going. he clicked his tongue and shot his fingers at me like spider-man. "i'm going to university, i have classes now."
what the hell?
"BUT I'M PREGNANT!" i scream as he turned to leave, not hearing what i had just said.
"with a food baby..." i was going to say but didn't get to.
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"HOLY SHIT I'M ACTUALLY PREGNANT!" i said in great shock as i looked at the pregnancy test in my hand.
it had only been one hour since wonho went to his classes and i was already pregnant with his baby — WAIT I MEAN OURS WTF AM I THINKING.
i groaned as i look in the mirror, i was already 38 weeks pregnant and the bump was already becoming bigger and bigger; i was about to explode.
how come i got pregnant when all i did last night was cuddle with wonho in bed? what kind of sorcery is this?
anyway, i headed to my kitchen (which was on the 3rd floor btw) and grabbed whatever was in my cheap-ass $900 fridge.
despite having a cheap-ass fridge, the options for food were very varied. i was feeling for some watermelon pancakes, and so did my child.the ingredients for my special watermelon pancakes were... WATERMELONS!
no not my boobs, i'm talking about watermelons as in the fruit. what i'm telling you now is a top secret to making my watermelon pancakes so hush!! first, you take your watermelons and crush them in a metal bowl. then you take a dozen of eggs and crack that shit in the concoction and mix it well. then heat your pan and pour the mixture in the pan.
there you go, watermelon pancakes. it's very simple and totally wont make you feel like shit after eating it!
as i finished cooking the watermelon pancakes, i turned off the stove to make sure a fire doesn't happen like last time.
with the sweet aromatic scent of the pancakes, i grabbed the whole plate and headed to the tallest level of my house to eat my dinner.
"honey i'm home~" someone cooed all the way from the front door.
"HUNNY I'M GOING TO GIVE BIRTH!" i practically scream on top of my lungs, dropping my precious pancakes.
wonho started to freak out and panic while dancing around, not knowing what to do.
"OI! CALM DOWN! THERE'S NO RUSH!" i hissed at him while walking downstairs.
"ACTUALLY TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW!" i shriek.
"NEVER MIND SHE CAME OUT" i say, wrapping her around my arms.
"LET'S CALL HER MINA CAUSE THAT'S A CLICHE NAME!" wonho smirked while looking at the baby in the pink blanket.
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also i'm very mianhaer 🤧🤧 if things are happening too ppali 😫 TT, i just wanted to write a one shot hhhhhh 😭
(ok jk there's gonna be a surprise at the ending. just keep reading through the cringe and you'll be surprised by the ending — i hope)
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unrealistic expectations . wonho
Humorwho knew we were in a forced marriage [ do not take this book seriously until the ending ]
