Hi I'm Shrek aka the ugliest piece of crap u ever seen and I'm proud of it anyway I was walking to my swamp yh I kno so ironic but it's trü o wait I don't even kno what ironic means nvm
So anyway I sit in my chair in the bathroom o wait I mean toilet and idrk if humans do this but I do this thing called taking a poop and it feels rly nice bc when I eat something my legs start to vibrate and run me to the toilet to take a poop and yh
Then my magical toilet telephone rings "hello" I say in an ugly high pitched old lady voice "yh are u shrek" says some ugly man well I can't see him but I think he's african "Maybe" I say "well u better hurry up and get to the reaping yer gonna be late he says
I go to the reaping and they call some name like pimples neverclean nd then her sister I think her name is fatniss volunteers
Then some guy called Pita Bread gets called and so nobody volunteers bc they want to see him get eaten, bc, you know it's the hunger games
So then I volunteer so I can get the Pita bread, logic ikr
So then I meet this rly hot girl called fatniss and we shake hands and she says god yer hands are big and so I say ikr . I think she likes me
Five million days later I'm in the arena to eat all the people
Cuz remember it's the hunger games
This girl I think her name is shiny tries to kill me but then my trü sweg comes out and Im all like this is my swamp and I eat her
Then fatness tries to kill me but I grab her arrows and eat them to show how hot I am o wait I'm ugly sry I haven't seen a mirror for a while bc abnegation life
Then she's like "shrek u r the hottest man alive o wait you're not a man nvm but your rly hot so do u wanna ally with this girl and me" and she shows me this girl with black hair that looks like a spring and I am so tempted to stroke but then she says "soo give me your damn answer" and so I agree to ally with fatness and poo.
Then I get stabbed in the back
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This is the end of my gorgeous love story!! Guys tell me if you ship shatness (shrek x fatness) and tell me if you want me to continue this story!!
I think this is my best story yet tbh
