Shrek Me Daddy {Shrek x Reader Oneshots} [L E M O N S]

How it all started - Chapter 1

     It was the end of the 1st semester of senoir year, all that could be heard was pencils scribbling on paper in a hurried rush to finish. Our teacher had told us we could leave right after we finished our assignment. I just sat at my desk and doodled, not really wanting to leave. But of course everyone wanted escape school (hell) and hang out with friends. You can't blame them, who would want escape, with the stresses that come with highschool on your shoulders.
       I must have spaced out because my teacher was waving his hand in my face, I snapped back into reality. Thankfully no one else was in classroom, that would have been very embarrassing.
       "Oi ya def er sum tin, wat r ya still doin' in ma (swamp) clasruum" my hot teacher screamed to me. His name is Shrek, everyone just calls him Shrek because he thinks it sounds better than 'Mr.Shrek'. He was actually my first teacher crush, he's so smexy and hot, he has these long lashes and thicc eyebrows, he also has the thiccest and juicest ass and thighs I had every seen. I really can't help it, and its not like I'm the only one. People of all genders and sexualities like him.
    "Ya no wut, I wuz ganna ax ya ta stay ani wai" Shrek spoke nonchalantly. I smiled dispite my nervousness, the hottest teacher at my highschool said they wanted to talk to me. Then suddenly thousands of thoughts flooded to my mind. What if I was in trouble? What if I had done something wrong? Was he gonna ask me out?
   "Oh what's up?" My voice came out shaky. Was I really that nervous? "Ive noticedd that cha' haavent ben payin' ani atention in ma clas" shrek said. My hand became sweaty. Was I being moved to another class? Was I being kicked out of the school? "So ya l bee stayin' aphter skool and goin' to ma hous sa I cun tutur ya" he said cheerfully.
    I froze. So many thoughts and emotions were happening. I was so happy yet so nervous. What I embarrassed my self in front of him? He must of seen it on my face cause he looked worried. "Ya oh kai wit dat?" I nodded. Suddenly everything went black. Little did I know what I was signing up for...

[ Author's Note: yo yo yo what's up dip shits this is actual shit but Idc and the whole shrek meme bs is pretty fucking dead so why tf are you reading this and why tf am I making this oh well ]