Mr. Lynch and his homeroom were in the science classroom on the first day of school. That is, every student but one.
"Hey, where's Michael Splaine?" Mr. Lunch asked.
"idk lol" said all the students.
The next day, Michael Splaine still hadn't made an entrance. It wasn't until Thursday, the third day of school, that Michael Splaine finally arrived.
"Hi Michael Splaine, nice of you to SHOW UP!" Mr. Lint yelled in his face.
"Hi Michael Splaine" said the class.
"kek" Michael Splaine said with a wave.
"Ay Michael Splaine u surf??" Matt Mccracker yelled. Mr. Lamp prepared to mcfreakin rek Matt, but Michael Splaine stopped him with nothing but a touch to his shoulder. He didn't know why, but Mr. Lank felt like Michael Splaine was a...a higher power.
"I actually am not a surfer," Michael Splaine said in a classy British accent. "I do, however, own a high class surfboard. If you would like, you may come see it."
Matt paused, then silently got out of his seat and kneeled before Michael Splaine. Before Mr. Lapis knew what was happening, the entire class had followed suit. Michael Splaine smiled, then noticed Mr. Lazuli wasn't kneeling and glared. The students quickly floated back to their seats, and continued their activities as if nothing had happened.
"the fuc" Mr. Lard whispered.
"HAHAHAHA" Josh said. He was laughing. "MR LAME SWORE"
The whole class started laughing, and Michael Splaine high fived everyone individually. This took the whole rest of the class because Anthony Macaroni said "surf boy Senpai" before high fiving him, and each word took 15 minutes to say. Then Michael Splaine and Matt made out while everyone clapped. Mr. Lynch didn't speak for the rest of the day, only thought about Michael Splaine while looking Connor directly in the eye.
The next day, after hours of restlessness thinking about Michael Splaine, Mr. Lynch returned to the Belmonte—and Michael Splaine.
"Gay heys welcome to another mine craft let's play video today we're learning how to surf" Michael Splaine said. His British accent was gone now that he had made out with Matt which was unfortunate bc he could've sounded like dan tdm just now.
"What the hell youre not the teacher sit down" Mr. Lynch said calmly while doing multiple somersaults in midair.
"Shoot Foiled Again" said Michael Splaine while sitting down.
"Shoot" said the whole class who were already preparing their computers for mine craft.
"Gosh darn it to heck" Allen said on the other side of the school. His curly fries voice echoed throughout the hallways.
A single ketchup packet fell from the ceiling. Michael Splaine gasped. It was time.
"I suddenly need to go to the bathroom." Michael Splaine said, his voice slightly higher and with a bit of an accent Mr. Lynch didn't recognize.
"No"
"Pls"
"No"
"Pls"
"No"
"Pls"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
Michael Splaine then bolted out of the classroom and into the girls bathroom.
"Shoot Foiled Again" Mr. Lynch said. He had been done bamboozled. He wouldn't stand for this—he was Mr. Lynch, king of Equestria! He ran out after Michael Splaine into the girls bathroon. Taya and Talia screamed. Mr. Lynch also screamed. They all then resumed what they had just been doing, and in Mr. Lynch's case, that was tracking down a child.
Mr. Lynch looked under the stalls and saw Michael Splaine's fresh yeezys, the sweetest kicks of all. For a moment, Mr. Lynch was mesmerized by the level of sweetness in those kicks.
He snapped out of it. He was a man on a mission.
Mr. Lynch kicked the bathroom door off its hinges, revealing Michael Splaine with two huge sailor moon style ponytails!
"@ michael Splaine what the duck" mr lynch said
"Shoot Foiled Again" Michael Splaine said. "Pls don't tell anyone your majesty I'll do anything."
It was then that Mr. Lynch noticed that Michael Splaine was levitating, and before he knew it, he had transformed into...Jenna?????!??!
"You're a magical girl??" Mr. Lynch said.
Jenna Splaine started crying.
"No don't cry. Actually keep crying. But like. I'm ....a magical girl too" Mr. Lynch said.
Jenna Splaine stopped crying. "Wh-what?"
"ye"
"What's your magical girlsona?" Jenna Splaine whimpered.
Mr. Lynch smiled. "MR MURPHY!"
Mr. Murphy rushed in, the full band and chorus trailing behind him. "Yes, master?"
"I need the stuff"
"Of course, master."
The band started playing softly. Mr. Lynch smiled and put his arms out and began to levitate.
"I reflect on my reflection..." Mr. Murphy sang.
Every second of the song, Jenna felt herself being more and more drawn to Mr. Murphy.
Finally, he reached the chorus.
"Am I a man...(man)...or am I a Murphy?"
"Am i a Murphy?" AJ echoed.
"If I'm a man that makes me a Murphy of a man."
"A Murphy of a man."
As the song went on, more and more people came in to listen. Eventually, the entire school was in Jenna's stall, swaying to Murphy's sick beats.
The song ended just as Mr. Lynch transformed into his magical girl sona, Lynch Manuel Miranda.
"otp," Mrs. Manuel said softly but with feeling.
The school then cleared out of the stall, their lives changed and their hearts touched.
The only people left in the end were Lynch Manuel Miranda, Jenna, Mr. Murphy, and AJ.
The four looked at each other, nodded, and walked out with a remix of the Monsters Inc walking in song and Despicable Me.
"Uh. Despicable Me." they all said in unison.
Thirteen year old Michael Slay Tennant woke up from his nightmare in a cold sweat and covered in tears.
"MOM! DAD!"
"What's wrong?!" Jenna asked.
"I had the magical girl dream again. The Lynch one."
"Haha. That's silly. Mr. Lynch isn't real! He's like the bogeyman." Liam said.
But Michael knew that was a lie. He'd had the dream about his parents past hundreds of times. He knew he was gonna have to use the time traveling surfboard to find out the truth.
Jenna and Liam went downstairs to the kitchen.
"I'm worried about him," Liam said.
"I know. But we can't tell him the...the HORRORS of that school. Of that time." Jenna said.
"I know. But..." Liam sighed, and turned away.
Michael looked out his window to figure out whether or not to go back to sleep. It was dark out, so...nah. He kept looking, and for a second he could've sworn he saw a figure in his yard. But he blinked, and it was gone.
The next morning, Michael woke up to the sight out his window of a man wearing sunglasses and spinning 17 fidget spinners on the time surfboard. The man from his dream. Mr. Lynch.
"Uh. Despicable me." Mr. Lynch said.
Michael screamed.
