101. Stay far, far away from abandoned amusement parks.
102. If your son starts talking about some sort of doll from ANY game. Do NOT play the fucking game. Take the gaming system, and play baseball with it.
103. If you DO play the game and later you hear ANY tapping at any place in your home. Yell to your child to lock their door and jump from a window. It is wise to then light the house on fire and then jump from the window with your spouse.
104. Be atheist, or convert to any religion that isn't monotheism. So when a monster says "I am God!" or an insane man says "God abandoned us.", you will chuckle since it's an overused cliché, instead of getting scared by your broken faith. Church always fails to save you from creepypasta, and the Bible is only as good as any other heavy object to throw, so there is no real benefit anyway.
105. ALWAYS think twice before doing something stupid or doing something you might regret.
106. If you come across a pro wrestling DVD you haven't heard of, it was likely never released for a reason.
107. If you are browsing the Internet and a colorful pop-up that says "You Win", "You Lose", or "You Die" appears, for god's sake do not click on it.
108. If a magic 8-ball gives you anything but "Yes", "No", or "Maybe", Destroy it.
109. Do NOT go to any halfway house or mental institution you can get yourself into, in any city, in any country. Unless you're name happens to be Legion.
110. If you do end up in any halfway house or mental institution you can get yourself into, DO NOT talk to the receptionist at the front desk. Instead, read a magazine, pamphlet or any source of reading material on one of the tables in the waiting area, unless your name is Legion.
