121. When playing 'Minecraft'. Do not set the render distance to 'Tiny'.
122. If you do set your render distance to 'Tiny' and a mob that looks like steve is scene in the distance; set render distance to 'full'.
123. If said mob is still sighted. Delete the game.
124. If said mob, known as Herobrine, is in every game; Delete Minecraft!
125. If you are in your bedroom, at night, and you wake to see a feeble looking, grey, humanoid at the end of your bed. Do not hesitate in throwing your covers over it and try to punch it to death...and maybe put that Bible that was mentioned earlier to good use.
126. If previously mentioned creature escapes one's grasp, it will stalk you and maul you. So if sighted again, RUN!
127. Monsters still bleed. If forced to fight one, don't think that all hope is lost.
128. Better safe then sorry. If you do kill whatever it is that attacked you, don't think that you're safe yet. Shoot or stab them in every vital organ you can think of and sever limbs. Burning the corpse and/or putting it through a meat grinder helps too.
129. If a banshee is screaming the living shit out of you, then that's the only sign of you going to die a slow, painful death.
130. If you have a Yu-Gi-Oh/Pokémon card that is a very ominous force(s) (either creates death or magic that you never imagined), either burn the card or cut it to pieces with scissors. Abandoning it (example: taking it to the trash) would simply making you it's next victim.
