hit my line (jb.)

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fri, jul 14, 17:33

zoë
i introduced him to my aunt as 'my boyfriend' yesterday and his response was 'oh, uhhh. oh wow, i guess that's me, hi... hello aunty?'
don't think he was ready for that.

jay
damn, sucks.
i'm actually really bad at giving advice. u shouldn't have listened to me

zoë
a heads up would've been nice.

jay
🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
i think i might have something that'll cheer u up

zoë
what is it?

jay
( attachment: 1 image )

zoë
😳😳
oh god, how delicious 👅

jay
i know 😏

zoë
no, really. some people have ugly dicks and you're not one of them

jay
thank u, thank u. i grew it myself 😂

zoë
well hung, cute, and funny. boy did i luck out 😍