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i walk into work nd the receptionist hands me these. along with a note that said 'congrats! don't blow it by letting them know ur bottoms never cover ur ass nd u liked rough night'
jay i meant every word
zoë i really do appreciate it
jay they're just flowers, zoë
zoë yeah, i know. either way, thank you.
sat, aug 5, 13:27
zoë what r ur thoughts on water being wet
jay it is not wet
zoë i disagree
jay y
zoë how can something that make other things wet not be wet
jay i make a lot of girls wet and i'm not wet
zoë yeah but ure also a moron
jay 😂😂😂 water isn't wet bc it was never dry to begin w
zoë do u also think the earth is flat
jay i am mocking u in my head of course the world isn't flat
zoë just checking u never know these days
jay y aren't u too busy to have this conversation?
