A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Q: What do you call a letter from a feminist?
A: Hate male.
Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
A: She fits into your wife's clothes.
Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: a knife has a point.
Q: How much money do you need to satisfy a woman?
A: It is always just a little bit more.
Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A: Women.
Q. Why do women talk so much?
A. Because they have two sets of lips.
Q: What worse than finding out your wife's got cancer?
A: Finding out it's curable.
