Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.
Yo mama's so black, she could show up naked to a funeral.
(BTW I'm NOT racist!!!!!)
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the t.v. you missed three episodes.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.
Yo Mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so nasty, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo momma so fat when she fell off the roof people thought it was santa claus!
Yo mama so fat when she gave birth to you it took them 7 days to find you !
Yo mama so stupid she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
Yo mama so fat she wears the eqautor for a belt just to hold up her pants.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
There are three types of people in this world : those who can count, those who can read and your mom.
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white
