Dear diary,
As it turns out I was seeing things. I went to the doctor. (Well actually Kim made me go. And she was really mad when she hear what happened!) I found out I have dysbwmpachuduluxdionidos. (Dis-bwm-pachu-du-lux-dion-idus.) it is a rare brain disease which supposedly makes the person weird and stupid. The doc said I have had it all of my life. after he said that Kim muttered "that explains a lot". which I don't get because its not like I'm weird or anything! I didn't believe the doc. I told him that I didn't believe him an he asked why. I said "because the side affects don't apply to me!" then Kim butted in. "IT DOSENT APPLY TO YOU! OMG lets list all of the dumb, stupid things you have done: loved paper clips, DROVE A BUS OFF OF A CLIFF TO AVOID A LLAMA, gone to the amazon rainforest, pounced on me, gone to knitting school, Lizzy... the lost is ENDLESS! By the way I didn't have to let you stay with me. let alone FOR FREE!!!! it's time you start to pay your rent. I tell you what, if you can't pay me what you owe when we get home in cash that you may no longer call my house your home!!!!" I was dumbfounded. "But ummm Kim sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am sir I mean ma'am......" I stuttered. "ENOUGH!!!!" Kim roared. "YOU KNOW I AM A MA'AM EVEN THOUGH I MAY NOT LOOK LIKE ONE! WE ARS LEAVING NOW!" what I hadn't realized was that the doc had left and left us alone. Just then a male nurse came in and asked Kim kindly "may I get you some water? we have to give it to all of our patients, but..." Kim cut her off "NO I DINT WANT WATER YOU SON OF...." (I am not allowed to repeat what Kim said) I just sat there amazed by what Kim just said. If my momma found out I said that I would have to wash my mouth out with soap for a week. Kim just pulled me by the sleeve out the door. We passed the dumbfounded nurse in the way out.
The car ride home was very awkward. Kim drive while I sat in the trunk. We got home and I told her I could not pay. I then packed my things and left. Now I am a hobo in downtown Portland😢.
