Dear diary,
I just figured out this is my last time I will be able to write to you. This is my last page and I will not be able to purchase another diary. So today I had a lot of weird things happen. It was weird, almost as if it was a repeat of events I've already experienced. here's how my day went:
I woke up this morning and forgot where I was. There was grey every where. Grey walls, grey beds, grey bed covers, grey uniforms, grey bathrooms, grey everything. Then my memories started flooding back to me. My incident with my boss, stealing the phone, my hot jail guard... everything. I asked my jail guard how much longer i would have to be here. He said about 4 months. I couldn't imaging staying a couple of days here, much less four months! I don't think I could do this with out going crazy!l I decided I should break out. When my lunch time comes around I will attempt to sneak out.
3 HOURS LATER.... LUNCH TIME
Ok diary... it's now or never. I decided to sneak out the back exit. As I walked out I realized I forgot everything but my credit card. Ohh well I thought, I can't go back in now. As I left I figured it would only be a matter of time before they realized I was gone. (I told my hot guard that I was going to the bathroom, so hopefully he would just think I was in there for a while). I left and decided that the best thing to do would be to fly to the amazon rainforest. I took the next available flight, after I forced a random stranger with death threats to buy me normal clothes at a convenience store. Now that I looked somewhat normal I sat down at my gate and waited to board the plane. The person sitting next to me asked me why i didn't have any luggage and I said that it was none of his business an that I didn't have to bring luggage If I didn't want to! then he rolled his eyes and got up and move to a different seat. Jeez I thought. Then a flight attendant lady announced that our plane would start boarding people and I was so excited to get on the plane that I wanted to be the first one. I pushed everyone aside, (literally, everyone behind me was sprawled on the floor) and got to the front. I grabbed my seat and sat down for the long flight.
10 HOURS LATER
Ok diary, I am now at the rainforest. I don't have any luggage so I don't have anything to do. I decided to leave the air port and go out into the wilderness, before anyone could find me. I walked for a while not knowing where I was going until I realized that everything looked familiar. THIS IS WHERE I WAS TWO YEARS AGO! I just realized this was the exact spot where I had met the monkey. Just then, of course I heard a familiar Oooooh oooooh ahhhh ahhhh. I turned around to see my old, poop chucking, friend. I said "this time I'm smart buddy and I am NOT following you into your cave!" later though I gave in and found all of my other monkey friends. This time they greeted me instead of throwing poop. I stayed with ten for many nights and then decided to go out on my own. I was ready. It really felt weird knowing I could never return to the human world because there would be police ready to arrest me. Ok diary I only have room for a couple more sentences. I just want you to know that you have been my best friend through all of my journeys. I love you so much. Now wish me luck! I'm going to need it in this vast jungle out here. I will miss you all. For anyone that reads this diary please don't blow my cover. I'm trusting you. I will only allow you to tell everyone my story when I am surely dead. So if you find this diary wait 25 years past the date at the top of the page and then you can unleash my story to the world. Ok diary here's my last good bye. I'm really going to miss you.
Love, Elizabeth Linda Barnatt
(And yes I am related to the YouTuber Nathan barnatt)
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Hey guys! so this is going to be my last chapter 😢. I hope you really liked it. Thanks for reading all of my chapters! I really appreciate it! any questions or comments please just comment on this chapter and/or message me! once again thanks so much!
~ Jordan
