Dear diary,
First of all I'm so glad to have you as company! It is getting very lonely being in the middle of a huge rainforest and all. The only friend I have other that you is this crazy monkey! He touches his butt a lot and then decides to lick his hand. It's kinda gross. But today he started going like "ooh ooh ahh ahh" to me and just staring. It got annoying so I decided to follow him. (I had nothing better to do). We walked for a about 20 minutes until it we arrived at a big rock. "Wow" I thought "this is all he had to show me???" Then I thought "well actually I'm not sure if its a boy or a girl (and I don't wanna find out) so I will just call it monkey". Then monkey led me around the side of the boulder and I saw a small opening only big enough to fit through (I'm only 5'5 so it wasn't that big). As I went inside all of these monkeys started chucking POOP and BANANAS at me!!!!! I was so mad because I had walked 20 minutes to get here and I arrive to find poop and bananas being chucked at my face!!!! This was NOT ok. I grabbed the monkey who took me here and jumped on its back trying to wrestle it to the ground but all it did was shove me to the ground and poop on my face. I was FURIOUS!!!! "OK ENOUGH WITH THE POOP CHUCKING!" I yelled. They all stopped what they were doing and watched me. "If you monkeys don't stop it right now I will have animal controller come remove you" (which I hoped that they listened because I didn't have my phone anyways so there was no way to inform animal control. " I will not tolerate this behavior!!! Do I deserve to have poop chucked at my face???" A few nodded their heads but most of them shook their heads no. "So then don't do it if I don't deserve it! You will treat me as just a normal monkey and not as an intruder you understand?" This time they all nodded their heads. It was getting dark and I wanted to go to bed but I couldn't in the cave because there was poop all over the place. I decided to sleep at the very entrance of the cave. 5 minutes later I dozed off wondering what the next day would bring.
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Hey guys! Thanks so much for reading my book! I'm so excited because I'm at 93 reads!!!!!!!i think im gonna reach my goal before August hopefully! I'm trying to get as many reads as possible so if you like the book plz tell your friends to read it! If you have any ideas, comments, or questions please comment or send me a private message (it's the envelope button on my profile page) once again thanks! I love all of my readers!
-Jordan
