"What are you doing?" The blondie finally spoke up as I uncapped my marker.
"Oh sup', finally awake Sleeping Beauty?" I grinned. "I was going to draw on your face, but you snapped out of the void just in time."
"..." He turned away, "Leave me alone."
"C'mon, don't be such a downer." I jabbed his ribs, "Hey, where'd that other runt go?"
I was met with silence as the blondie stopped.
I gasped, "Oh no, is he dead?!"
"He isn't dead!" The blondie snapped. "He's alive okay?! He escaped!"
"Ah." I took a step back. "Isn't that great?"
The kid seemed to catch himself, "....Yeah."
"I'll assume that you were part of the escaping squad right?" I blatantly blurted out, "So, why are you not, like, dead? I mean, sure you look pretty dead inside but-"
"I was turned into a vampire."
Blonde boy say what now?
"You were...." I struggled to comprehend this, "what?"
"I was turned into a vampire." He repeated, clearly agitated. "Instead of killing me, they turned me into a vampire."
It was no doubt, the assholish work of the infamous 'Ferid'. I seriously need to meet with this guy! I need him to ruin my life too!
I laughed, "You seem angry."
Angry smol boi.
He eyed me in disbelief, "Of course I am."
I slung and arm around the newly transformed vampire baby, "Think of it this way, at least you aren't dead right? You'll get to meet with your precious honey once you become powerful enough to leave this place." I ruffled his fluffy hair, "So stop being emo and actually do something about your situation!"
Upon swinging my arm around him, I quickly glanced at his fangs. Yup, it's the real deal.
"By the way, I would ask you to kill me by drinking my blood, but I don't know if you want to do it. Apparently, my blood is pretty nasty." I added.
"I don't want to drink blood." He stated. He snarled, his face growing dark, "I will never drink human blood...not like those monsters..."
Kid, you might want to look at your expression right now. Even Pansy is less of a monster than you are.
"Shall I supply you with a mirror so you could get a good look at who you are as a person right now?" I snorted.
At this rate, maybe he'll really be willing to kill me! Well, in the future at least, right now he doesn't want to drink any blood and I doubt he had the strength to land a punch on me.
"What?" The blonde snapped out of his beautiful reverie, "What do you mean?"
"I mean you look nastier than my blood right now." I pinched his cheek, "More importantly, do you want to draw some stick figures with these markers with me?"
"I just told you that I was a vampire." He said.
"And I also told you my blood was really nasty." I blanched, "According to Pansy, my blood is used as punishment for bad vamps. Even if you attack me, I doubt you'll be able to stomach my blood."
".....Pansy?" He was a curious one wasn't he? "Punishment?"
"Yeah, I have gross tasting blood, according to Pansy. Pansy is this dude, that one dude that everyone doesn't really care about because he has so little screen time in the actual series."
"...Wha-"
I cut him off, "Stop asking question and being boring! Let's go find the most exciting way to kill ourselves!"
"I thought you said we were drawing with markers." He mumbled.
"Details details!" I waved him off, grabbing his arm to drag him along with me, "Let's get going! I'll show you my secret base, only Pansy and Rene know about it."
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"By the way, what's your name? I'm Kotoha Suzuki. You can call me Elder Sister Koto." I giggled.
"....Mikaela Hyakuya." He hesitantly replied. "What if I don't call you Elder-"
I turned to him, smiling sharply, "You call me neesan or I will step on your foot, kid."
[For the sake of not having the author switch back and forth, Elder Sister and Elder Brother will now be turned into neesan and niisan because.....it's a lot shorter to type. And I need to just use honorifics now so I can have Mika call Yuu, 'Yuu-chan' instead of, 'Yuu, dear' in the future.]
"......Koto-neesan." Mika shakily replied.
My threat probably didn't sound all that scary.....but my tone promised pain and death.
Man, I wish someone would give me death.
"You're a good kid. Mika, was it?" I patted his head. "I will call you Mikachu. I choose you Mikachu."
He seemed confused at my reference, but decided to not question it.
"Here it is, Mikachu. My base." I proudly pointed to my shit excuse of a hut.
"It's....very well hidden." He was unsure of what to say.
I laughed, "I know right? Let's go in!"
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"There's nothing in here."
"Well duh, what did you expect?" I raised an eyebrow, sitting down on my futon. I patted the spot next to me, "Sit, Mikachu."
He complied.
For a while, we sat in comfortable silence.
However, I could still see the wavering hatred in his eyes. It was obvious that he was still shook by the incident a couple days ago, and his new race.
I wasn't so good at comforting people. Annoying them, maybe, but comforting is not my thing.
"It's getting late out." I don't even know what time it is. "Pansy and René might visit me soon, so you might wanna leave before they find you."
"Oh." He nodded. "I'll be going then.
He stood up to leave, only to be held back my my hand. "?"
I mumbled quietly, "Come back tomorrow alright?"
Mikachu blinked, "Yeah."
I let him go, rolling myself up into a stiff ball, my face buried in my knees. "And....feel better. I'll be alright. I think."
I can't remember the last time I talked normally to someone who wasn't a vampire. Well, I mean, Mikachu is technically still a vampire now but-
I heard a snicker and looked up to see the little boy sport an amused fanged smile, "Are you trying to...comfort me?"
"No!" I waved him off, "Go away!"
I went back to my previous position, pouting. I was trying to be nice and look where that got me!
I heard Mikaela's footsteps gradually moving away from me. "If you say so."
A breath.
"Thanks, Koto-neesan."
....
Yup, being called neesan feels nice.
Maybe if he becomes fond enough of me, he'll kill me like I requested.
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Owari not Gucci
Fanfiction[Owari no Seraph] During year 2012, our protagonist, Kotoha Suzuki, seeks to kill herself. Much to her dismay, the world suddenly breaks out into a vampire apocalypse, invading every house and human. She should've just stayed home that day. Maybe he...